Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

DANIEL MALDINI son of the famous Paolo would certainly be worth unwrapping on Christmas morning!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There's just something about a man whose surname begins with BELL........Jude Bellingham, Hector Bellerin....the list is endless as indeed is the amount of joy that he can give the world simply by Bell-end-ing over!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who says a man can't multitask.....!?

This man is indicating quite clearly that he can shin up the rigging, play rugby and provide the cream for your coffee all in one go!

 

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52 year old Dutch football coach and silver fox KEES VAN WONDEREN really gets my juices flowing! At the end of a match I'm sure I'm not the only one WONDEREN where the KEES to his VAN are!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Keep looking son! I'm sure it's there somewhere! Probably wedged right at the back! You can't miss it ! It's got ELBOW GREASE written on the can!"

This was the cruel joke played on newbies when I was in the scouts! Go up and ask your patrol leader for some elbow grease!

I bet that arse smells divine and let's face it boys ( and I'm sure we would all like to!) "Divine" is the operative word at the PRESENT time! Boom boom!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry chaps but I'm afraid the name of this boy escapes me but he is so clean cut just like a Brylcreem boy from the 1940s!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Virgil Van Dijk displaying such definition in those glutes!

 

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I'm sure we'd all like to trace this young man's progress as he cums up through the ranks and shoots into the Premier League!

It fair takes my breath away to look upon so perfect an example of God's handiwork!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A miscellaneous quarter I'm afraid to say but worth the post I'm sure you'll agree!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Or even triumvirate! Sorry about that!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I suppose this gives new meaning to the term HOOKER!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

DIOGO JOTA making it clear that he is ready to respond to any call whether it be at the front or the back door!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!

This is unquestionably the best present I have received this Christmas!

THE LADYBIRD BOOK OF LOCKDOWN!

Totally hilarious! A gem on every page!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hurry up mate!

I've still got two deliveries to make! One in the Outer Hebrides and one in Tromsk so if you can't make YOUR delivery you'd better pull up your pants and let me get back on my sleigh!

I've got a bird at the North Pole that needs defrosting and I'm not talking about the Christmas turkey!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Indonesian ARHAN PRATMA!

I looked up the word PRAT and apparently it is an old English expression for "a pair of buttocks!"

Whoever "turns their nose up at his prat" deserves to be consigned to a straitjacket!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 29 year old WILFRIED ZAHA of Crystal Palace!

Sit on my face baby!

 

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Enjoy! No idea who the rugby fellow is, but his friend is very lucky to get a sniff

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sometimes when you see a face as gorgeous as Wilfried Zaha's the only thing you can say is PHWOAR!!!!

With a little tweaking this could indeed be an acronym for

Players
With
Heavenly
Orifices
Are
Roger worthy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is 31 year old Irish soccer player GAVAN HOLAHAN!

I'd certainly make him "holler" if I could!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gavan plays for Hartlepool and he is just about to receive "succour" from one of his teammates!