Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old RYLEY TOWLER who plays fir Bristol City and teammate 27 year old Dane PHILIP ZINCKERNAGEL!



Neither of them to be sniffed at unless it's their feet and arses of course!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022 to all of you who follow this thread and may your nostrils be titillated by the dirtiest filthiest and smelliest skidmarks that the footballing world has to offer!

I saw the New Year in on the wings of a fantasy as I imagined the whole of the Manchester City team bare arsed and bent over at the Manchester City goal mouth with their pants round their ankles and I sniffed , rimmed and fucked each one of them into 2022!

Stones, Foden, Grealish..........now I know what is meant by the expression "Heaven on earth!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

On an associated theme and being a linguist I have put together a rather delicious little alliteration using the F word with my darling little boy blue in mind!

This is simply a work in progress so if you can think of other F words to add to it please be my guest!

"Fucking Phil Foden firmly and forcefully from 2021 forward into 2022 for the future fortuity of the footballing fraternity!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here's Jack Grealish about to try some alliteration of his own!

Jack can manage only three words

"FILL PHIL FULL"

It's actually quite difficult to say those three words! It might just be easier to put them into action!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It would be useful if somebody could identify the pale blue Man City arse on the left!



That hand seems to be almost too well positioned to be accidental!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

GARY CAHILL and KIERAN TIERNEY both keen to show off their ASSets in different ways!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JIMMY SOTOS!

Basketball player with very suckable nipples!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy has obviously just had his arse fondled by a member of the opposing team and is in two minds whether to punch his lights in or drop his own shorts and wait for part two!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I really appreciate you boys not changing your socks since you were here yesterday! These babies really stink!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"OK well the advert did stipulate that we needed a "ball" boy so the fact that your cock is the size of a button mushroom is no big deal! Anyway the players ( and the rest of us) are really more interested in what a cheeky boy like you has got between his cheeks!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"How much is that cutey in the window!? Woof woof!
The one with the long furry tail!
How much is that cutey in the window!?
I do hope that cutey's for sale!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Australian cricketer aptly named PAT CUMMINS could audition for a remake of the TUDORS with a codpiece like that if his cricketing career goes tits up!



The expression on his face would tend to indicate that somebody is in the process of investigating the contents of said codpiece!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If there is any mileage in the concept of reincarnation I just hope I come back as a football!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CHARLIE EWELS showing his Crown jewels and I betb
they are an improvement on the buns of the next Charlie to wear the Crown Jewels of England!

 

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French footballer LUCAS DIGNE!

The French word DIGNE translates into English as WORTHY and I am sure that he is in every way WORTHY!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TAMMY ABRAHAM of AS ROMA looking particularly fine and
OLLIE WATKINS of Aston Villa comfortably sandwiched ( later to be spitroasted maybe) by two of his teammates!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

FYI the arse on number 27 belongs to NATE HAIRSTON!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Up and cumming 19 year old tennis player FLAVIO COBOLLI!

Would be very happy to take a look at his cobolli! I'm.not sure the score would be "love all" but it woukd definitely be "love both!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

BUCKET HEAD indeed by why stop there when the brown paper bag affords even greater coverage!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

31 year old Australian cricketer MITCHEL STARC!

I'm sure we would all like to see a starc bollock Mitchell!