Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

My new teammates are such great guys! They told me not to be self- conscious about the size of my penis! They reassured me that if I let them them suck it on a daily basis it would soon be as big and as thick as this bottle and I would have no problem getting a girlfriend!

What a great bunch of guys suggesting that they tackle my tackle in this way!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well known Germa footballers attend the Oktoberfest in Munich!

Would love to "take a walk through their black forests" and I'm sure that no black forest gateau could ever be as delicious as what lies between the cheeks of their arses!

 

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Are we to understand from this tattoo that sweet little ROMEO BECKHAM has undergone a sort of "Paul on the road to Damascus" religious conversion!?

As a Christian myself I would be gratified to hear that he now has a "soul full of hope" but by the time I have finished with him he may be in need of a "hole full of soap!"

MEA CULPA! MEA MAXIMA CULPA!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thai footballer Chitchanok Daysensourinthone!

How to put a smile on the face of the Mona Lisa!!

 

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19 year old COLE PALMER of Manchester City!

"Cherry ripe! Cherry ripe!
Ripe for the popping!"

I'm sure Kevin de Bruyne has some ideas in that direction!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dear Lord please help us to remember that this sponsored shagathon is for charity but may the punters be gentle and may their helmets be properly fitted in the interests of health and safety !

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is what can happen when you order your players to abstain from sex for several days before a big match! You can end up with an unexpected and embarrassing ejaculation to rival the Trevi fountain!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What a dirty boy you are CHRISTIAN FRUCHTL but I bet you scrub up well and nothing would give me greater pleasure than to take a scrubbing brush to those unmentionable stains on your underpants both front and back! Mmmm! Not sure about "whistle while you work" but "sniff while you work!" Certainly!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here he is again all scrubbed up before the next match with his big round balls!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A youthful JOHN STONES sporting an impressive V there! This has got to be V for victory after he's ploughed his girlfriend's furrow! There's no way that it can signify V for virginity!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yes you are not dreaming! That is indeed the arse of NOVAK DJOKOVIC presenting itself to you for a pre-match inspection!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is DANIEL ACEVES born on 28 March 2001!

And this is 25 year old Turk Caglar Soyuncu!

No oil painting but look at the definition on his arse!

 

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Whoops! Here are the photos!

 

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Gorgeous 23 year old SORBA THOMAS!

A bit of competition for HAMZA CHOUDHURY!

 

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Openly gay JOSH CAVALLO!

I never miss an opprtinity to post pictures of this courageous young man!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous 19 year old AZEEM ABDULAI of the Leicester under 23 squad is recently reputed to have said to his teammates

"We need to stick together!"

Oh man now that is one training session I really want to see!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look at the cum face on CAMERON BLUES!

His girlfriend must be one lucky little bitch!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yep and I've still got the cun stains on my underpants to prove it!

 

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29 year old South Korean UI JO HWANG waiting to take delivery of a package!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I was raised on the BEATLES " we all live in a yellow submarine" and if this is the sight INSIDE the submarine well I would be happy to stay there!



EMRE CAN!

If anyone can Emre can!!