Sniffing footballers' arses!

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And here they are!

 

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Matteo Guendouzi is simply responding to the invitation on VALENTIN RONGIER's shirt and by the way RONGER in French means" to nibble" or "gnaw!" Enough said!!!

 

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SERGIO CANALES!

I wouldn't need a satnav to find my way up HIS canal!!!

 

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Another gorgeous number 10 and this time from West Ham!

MANUEL LANZINI is clearly thinking more about his girlfriend's wet pussy than he is about the game!!!

 

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Czech footballer TOMAS SOUCEK!

Would love to "czech" out the shit chute on that bastard and it looks as if he open to offers!!!!

 

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22 year old JESPER LINDSTROM from Denmark!

I'd certainly make his Danish bacon sizzle!



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22 year old JESPER LINDSTROM from Denmark!

I'd certainly make his Danish bacon sizzle!

 

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The brown paper bag is a tried and tested technique when one is poking someone's fire but the roof is not particularly attractive!

That's not the case with JESPER and I would certainly want to stare into those eyes and kiss those lips as I was giving his shitter its 20,000 mile service!



Could this be the prelude to a delicious threesome!?

We live in hope!

 

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CEDRIC SOARES!

His surname looks like a mixture of the words SORE and ARSE and I'm sure there would be no shortage of takers to translate that particular dream into reality!!!!!

 

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Turkish footballer CENGIZ UNDER!

Maybe he should think about changing his first name to UPAND!

 

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Yassine Bouno is obviously doing his bit to encourage freedom of sexual expression !

If you want to know what NAGA signifies on his shirt it is

Never
Avoid
Gaping
Arseholes!

Well actions speak louder than words Yassine so let's get your panties down and get you on your back and in the immortal words of the emperors of Rome

"Let the games begin!!!!!"

 

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Not sure about six pack!

From where I'm standing he looks as if he needs some LurPAK to go with that Danish bacon!!!!!

 

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18 year old French footballer UGO BERTELLI!

Ugo is about to sign his first contract and being very wet behind the ears he will swallow anything he is told which is just as well because this pervy manager is going to make sure that young Ugo swallows more than just words!

Here is an excerpt from a recording facilitated by a hidden microphone in the board room!

"So Ugo the really important boxes to tick are

13.2 " I agree to place my dirty socks and underpants in a sealed bag and hand directly to the coach at the end of every match and training session!

AND

14.6 I agree to submit to a medical examination three times a week which will take place on the back seat of the manager's car, on the kitchen table in his house and after a match at the Sheraton Hotel!



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18 year old French footballer UGO BERTELLI!

Ugo is about to sign his first contract and being very wet behind the ears he will swallow anything he is told which is just as well because this pervy manager is going to make sure that young Ugo swallows more than just words!

Here is an excerpt from a recording facilitated by a hidden microphone in the board room!

"So Ugo the really important boxes to tick are

13.2 " I agree to place my dirty socks and underpants in a sealed bag and hand directly to the coach at the end of every match and training session!

AND

14.6 I agree to submit to a medical examination three times a week which will take place on the back seat of the manager's car, on the kitchen table in his house and after a match at the Sheraton Hotel!

 

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Here we see a very happy UGO with his even happier coach after the contract has been signed!



And here on the left we see the owner of the club looking suspiciously like Jake Cruise of gay porn fame looking forward to Saturday night at the Sheraton Hotel!



Ugo is so excited! He can't wait to meet up with his girlfriend and share the news!!!!!!

 

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28 year old DENIS SUAREZ showing us that he is packing in all the right places and those powerful thighs thrusting inside his girlfriend's pussy!

The thought of his sucking the milk out of her tits while fucking that pussy as I lick the chocolate sprinklings from between the cheeks of his arse! Mmmmm!

 

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Sorry here is the photo which shows him off to best advantage!

 

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Can't remember the name of this guy but all I can say is

Six pack
Face pack
Cock pack
Arse pack!

This boy is packing!!!!!!



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Can't remember the name of this guy but all I can say is

Six pack
Face pack
Cock pack
Arse pack!

This boy is packing!!!!!!

 

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These boys put me in the mind of bumble bees and what rhymes with bumble but fumble and tumble!!!!!!

 

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Has anyone ever noticed how cricketers assume the position so graciously!?

 

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22 year old Greek footballer ANASTASIOS DOUVIKAS!

Just look at the arse on that little bitch!

 

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I referred to 18 year old UGO BERTELLI in an earlier post today!



You may have cum across something known as BERTOLI spread which is reputed to be an olive oil based spread less injurious than butter!

Well when little UGO is in the Sheraton hotel after the Saturday game with his bare arse in the air flanked by club owner and club manager with their throbbing cocks in their hands trying not to ejaculated too soon at the sight of that sweet little pink pucker winking at them and Ugo is pulling his arse cheeks apart as far as they will go!

Well that is the BERTELLI spread!!!!!

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I referred to 18 year old UGO BERTELLI in an earlier post today!



You may have cum across something known as BERTOLI spread which is reputed to be an olive oil based spread less injurious than butter!

Well when little UGO is in the Sheraton hotel after the Saturday game with his bare arse in the air flanked by club owner and club manager with their throbbing cocks in their hands trying not to ejaculated too soon at the sight of that sweet little pink pucker winking at them and Ugo is pulling his arse cheeks apart as far as they will go!

Well that is the BERTELLI spread!!!!!