Sniffing footballers' arses!

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" OK Sam it was agreed that you should hold the position of team cumdump and players scoring a goal should have first poke at you but not here on the pitch mate!

Too public! In the intimacy of the club dressing room!"

 

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23 year old SAM BEUKEMA!

 

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Not sure who this guy is with Jose Mourinho but his bandy legs mean that he is certainly built for easy access!!!!

 

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24 year old JACK HAYES of the afl! He certainly looks as if he would be a real animal in bed so no complaints from his girlfriend one assumes!



I particularly like this photo! Jack seems to be in ecstasy! If I were behind him I would take him to a level of ecstasy which he had hitherto not known!

 

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I'm not sure how much NEIL ERASMUS of the afl would have in common with the Dutch philosopher DESIDERIUS ERASMUS!

 

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Josh Daicos of the afl promoting Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Well he's certainly finger licking good!

 

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DOMINIC CALVERT-LEWIN looking very fine indeed!

 

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25 year old LORENZO PELLEGRINO!

The word "pellegrino" means "pilgrim" but if you changed the spelling to PENEGRINO I wonder if it would mean "little winky" which is just about visible in those e red shorts!!!

 

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It's that hunky Greek rower STEFANOS NTOUSKOS again but the big question is whether he is about to give that rose to someone or whether he has just received it!

"A rosebud by any other name smells just as sweet!"

 

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Ben White certainly puts the "arse" in Arsenal!

 

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It's great to think that in the world of sport there are so many drop dead gorgeous brothers!

For example on one side of the globe we have Jonathan and Michael Mulder!



And on the other side of the world we have Nick and Josh Daicos!



Just imagine being a plumber called into either of those households!

If you've got any sense you'll ask to use the bathroom and once the door is locked you'll stick your head in their laundry basket hyperventilating on the rich brown skidmarks indelibly imprinted on thr seat of the tighty white Calvins of those soccer deities!!

 

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From MULDER TO MOLLER!

I'm talking about 19 year old Swede NIKOLAJ MOLLER who in this picture with one of the Mulder brothers is showing off his ASSets in the white shorts!



I love this picture of him soaking wet! Tall ,lean and pale with just hint of roses in the cheeks ( all four of them!)! You just know that he would bang like a machine gun on ecstasy!!!!!



Here's another one of the sweet Swede!

 

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27 year old boxer MICHAEL MCKINSON is not somebody you would want to upset but you know he would be a fantastic dirty shag and a couple of black eyes might be the price you'd have to pay to have a jab at him!

 

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I love this picture because it reminds me of the gayporn site CMNM in which those two pervy guys Adrian and Dave together with their familiars undress and abuse unsuspecting young sportsmen!



Here's another one of that delicious body!

 

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26 year old Belgian HERVE MATTHYS!

I tend to find Belgian chocolate a tad too rich for my palate but if he were to lower his amazing arse onto my face on a regular basis I'm sure I could acquire a taste for it!!!!

 

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24 next Wednesday the gorgeous Gonzalo Vilar who plays for Getafe on loan from AS Roma!

 

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38 year old Spanish referee JESUS GIL MANZANO!

For the uninitiated the Spanish word MANZANO means APPLE TREE and I would happily shin up his trunk to sample his sweet fruit!!! Care to follow me up the tree!?

 

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Here is the suited and booted version!

Scrubs up well doesn't he boys!??

I bet he is a little scrubber too and I wonder how many different nationalities of cock he's had inside him as an incentive to relax a hard refereeing decision!!!!!!!

 

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The three musketeers of the Netherlands

HERVE MATTHY
ROBIN VAN DER MEER
JEFFREY FORTES!

I have seen some lovely purple heads on tulips in Amsterdam but I am sure that in the bulb fields of Holland there is nothing to equal the purple heads of these lads!!!

So drop your panties boys and give us an eyeful.....swiftly followed by a mouthful!!!!

 

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22 year old Dutch footballer JELLE GOSELINK!

Would love to know where they get these names from!



Can just imagine the conversation here!

" Cor you've got lovely tits! Wish my wife had tits like yours! Just wait till the match is over! I'll be milking those fucking udders!!!!!