Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Time for teenagers!

Luca wollschlager
linus gechter
lukas ullrich
anthony kade

 

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19 year old LUCA WOLLSCHLÄGER



From SHAGGER to SCHLAGER with love!!!!

 

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This boy has just been voted

THE BEST FEET OF ANY ACADEMY PLAYER

and with good reason too!

Aesthetically perfect!!

 

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Hey Pep we can all understand you

GOING FOR SILVA

but how about

GOING FOR GOLD!!!!?

 

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19 year old KIAN HARRATT who plays for Port Vale!



I love this photo of the little chavvy bastard in particular although I can't put my finger on it ( much as I want to!)!

I see that he is wearing a shirt bearing the UMBRO logo and for the uninitiated the word UMBRO in Latin translates as

I CAST A SHADOW!

Well let's face it I bet his magnificent todger could cast a pretty impressive shadow not to mention the cheeks of his arse!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I suppose the only way that I could ever gain access to that dirty brown shitter would be the "chloroform in the handkerchief" job, bundle him into the back of my white van ever hopeful that he hasn't had time to shower after the match ( looking forward to fucking his bitch all sweaty and dirty!)

Yank his skidded smellers down round his knees and wink back at that winking brown and pink pucker before attempting a shot on goal!!

 

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"Look lads you've made it clear that you are desperate to play for the first team and you are all ready for that as far as your footballing ability is concerned!

However, you need to demonstrate more commitment when it comes to participating in the post goal scoring celebrations!

In the past it was a brisk handshake, then a hug and now it is a team bundle!

Nevertheless, you have to realise that fans have paid good money and they expect us to put on a show!

They are bored with all those old-fashioned ways of congratulating fellow teammates!

They want to see "up closee and personal" like it's never been seen before and I fully intend to give them a show they'll never forget.........so...

CARRY ON COCK CUDDLING!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Would love to get down and dirty with him but I bet he scrubs up well!

 

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"Look! The team cumdump has got Covid and you are first reserve! I know you've never done this before but nobody is going even to notice your tiny todger! They just want to get their rocks off and unload in your shitter! Especially the ones whose wives and girlfriends/boyfriends are away!

This is what you will be up against! Quite literally!

 

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"So young man it seems as if you are all set to play top class football for us!

There is just one small condition that needs to be fulfilled!

I need to scrutinise your smellers!"

"My smellers!?"

Yes SMELLERS is an acronym that highlights the six criteria that a first team player's underpants must satisfy in order to be deemed worthy to play at the top level!

Skidmarked
Malodorous
Eminently
Lickable
Latitude for
Erections
Ripe and
Sniffable!



Long to cover our noses God save your pants!

AMEN!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

RYAN JACK and JOE BRYAN both eminently sniffable!

 

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You may not be British but our Queen deserves respect from the whole world!

I'm sure I can get you to stand to attention in time for the Platinum Jubilee celebrations!



Yep! Cumming along a treat!"

 

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I know what you are thinking Azpilicueta!

Luke Thomas! Gorgeous isn't he!?

Well you are Caesar after all so you can do whatever and whoever you like!!!!

 

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"When I asked you for a tissue I didn't expect you to give me your soaking wet panties!
"


"Wow! Refreshed and ready to go back into the fray!!!!!"

 

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30 year old German SIMON SKARLATIDIS!



His surname presage "scarlet skids" to match the colour of his shirt but brown skids are all we ask sweetheart!!!

 

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24 year old LARS BUENNING



I don't need to say too much as I can already smell the cum running down your legs as you firmly grasp your cocks and wank off to this perfect specimen of Teutonic masculinity!

 

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32 year old cricketer OLIVER HANNON-DALBY is not conventionally handsome in the manner of LARS BUENNING



but I'd happily get that weasly-faced fucker on his back and bowl him a couple of googlies!!!!!

 

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Let us consider 27 year old German footballer NICO NIEDHART!



His surname already betrays something of his sexual propensities resembling as it does the English

NEEDS IT HARD!!!!

 

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Having read the logo on his shirt I googled it in the hope of further clarification of what his bedroom fantasies might entail but all I found was

FUN
RELY
IDEAS
MUSICAL
OPENNESS!

What a total load of bollocks ( no pun intended!)

I feel that my own interpretation might be closer to the truth!

Fucking
Ram
It (up)
My
Orifice!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I was vouchsafed a further clue when I saw him in this shirt sporting the logo APEX!



I can be in no doubt that this stands for

Anal
Penetration
Every
Xmas

However as we are often reminded by the RSPCA

" A puppy is not just for Xmas!

IT'S FOR EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE YEAR!!!!

PHWOAR!!!!!!!!!!!