Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

This logo is however a two-edged sword for although he is he may make the sun shine for us, once he is pummelling his girlfriend's pussy he will be making "son" rather than "sun"!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For the uninitiated two words having the same pronunciation but different spellings and therefore different meanings are known as "homophones" but rest assured there is no connection with "homophobia"!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hits the parts that other shoe cleaners can't reach!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous 27 year old afl player SEAN LEMMENS!



Experience teaches us that the lemon fruit is bitter to the taste but I'm pretty certain that his low-hanging lemmens are as sweet as a nut!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

X marks the spot does it!?



Well I don't think any of us needs an X to find this fucker's G spot!!!

Just run your fingers through his hair, kiss his lips and strain every drop of cream from your cum gutters as you fill his shitter!!!!

 

[Autolycus]

So far this topic has merely taken 'football' as meaning Soccer. However, Rugby is also football and like American football is much more a contact sport. I used top play Ruby in school and anyone who knows anything about the game will know what the lock in a scrum is. It was my lot to be the lock in most games we played which meant that my face was uncomfortably close to not one but two sweaty, smelly butts! Not the most enjoyable experience.

For the uninitiated, the guy nearest the camera is the lock.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Lachlan Wales!?"

"He certainly does! Especially if you are balls deep in his shitter!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

SEAN LEMMENS is about to be assaulted by two players from the Dockers team!



They are about to anchor in the heavenly harbour!

Sean thinks it's over!



Well it is now!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

BENJAMIN SESKO 18 year old Slovenian who plays for Red Bull Salzburg!



"Well that was a really rasper boys! Oh fuck! I think I've followed through!

Never mind! There's no shortage of volunteers to lick my arse clean!"

"You're a dirty cunt Ben but you know we can't resist you! Come on boys tongues out and let's give him a deep clean!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

NICOLAS CAPALDO and BENJAMIN SESKO of Red Bull!

"Thanks to our fan base for supporting us this season so as a special gesture of our appreciation, for those of you who have the strength and energy to climb up here we'll bend over,drop our sweatpants and let you rim us till your tongues are sore!!!!

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And here's the photo!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is a beautiful picture of BEN SESKO in action!



One can only imagine what those socks and compression shorts smell like after 90 minutes on the pitch!

I wonder which of his teammates will have the courage to bundle them up and stuff them into their kitbag when he disappears into the shower!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The same model is also available in blue and green!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

One 18 year old female fan who asked for the autograph of these three Red Bull players was told that as she was the millionth fan to ask for an autograph she was entitled to a more tangible token of their identity!



"Just open your legs and think of Austria!"

They say the future's bright, the future's Orange!

In nine months time it could be black, it could be white or it could be coffee!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Look Ben don't argue with me!



I've told you you need to go off now!

Please make your way to the changing room!

I know your upset but I fully intend to make it up to you once we are inside my office and I have wedged the filing cabinet up against the door!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ping....you have one new message!

"OK Nic this is Matthias Jessle and I've currently got Ben Sesko on his back on my office table and I've just flooded his arse but I've still got half a tank left so make your way over to my office now! If you're happy with this arrangement just look towards my office window and give me the thumbs up!

By the way it's pretty slippery in here so make sure you don't slip over when you come in!"



To listen to the message again press 1, to save the message press 2 ,to delete the message press 3........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Apparently both Matthias and Nic enjoyed the experience immensely and were keen to establish it on a regular basis so a special code was set up and when he was up for it Nic would simply wear his shirt with YPF on it!!

Yes
Please
Fuck!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being the consummate entrepreneur that he was Jessle was never going to pass up the opportunity to capitalise on this situation so on match days he would offer this "service" at a special rate to the manager of the visiting team!

Nic and Ben seemed pretty happy with this arrangement until one day Red Bull were scheduled to play a team from Black Africa............

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This looks like a pairing and a half!!!!!!

One of them is 20 year old SIMON GABRIEL from the Czech Republic but would love to know who the guy on the right
is!

BTW Simon will be 21 on May 28! Hope he gets some nice presents!!!!!!



Have a fucking good whiff of those feet in white socks then rest them on your shoulders and switch to autopilot!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That goalie needs it bad and so does number 18!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you see something that doesn't look right tell a member of staff or text the Transport Police on 045!

See it....say it.....sorted!