Sniffing footballers' arses!

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21 year old DOMINIK SZOBOSZLAI from Hungary!



"Well Dominik we are all pretty hungry ourselves and are dying to sample the goulash from your your goolies!

 

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"I'm.still a bit confused!

You've carried out all the physio techniques on the physio table at the club but I can't understand why this one had to be conducted in the privacy of your sitting room and why I had to wait till my 18th birthday for it!"

"Well young man! I didn't want to overstretch you before but today I want to perform the most challenging stretching exercise that you are ever likely to experience!"

 

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We are fast approaching that time of the year when our TV screens will be filled with pictures of young 20 year old men in white shorts thrusting their tight littke arses into our living rooms to the sound of

"GAME SET and MATCH!"

although I would prefer to hear

"TAME and PET that SNATCH!!!!

A plethora of young bucks are waiting to tantalise our tongues and cocks this summer!

I have been thinking that we might recreate the rivalry that existed at the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 by comparing some of our homegrown players with those across the English Channel!

 

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26 year old CAMERON NORRIE has cum to us via South Africa!



"Cameron Norrie!? I'd rather keep the "camer on" his arsehole!"

 

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Next up is home grown 28 year old LIAM BROADY from Stockport in Cheshire!



LIAM BRIADY? I'd "riam" his "toady" in the hole while listening to his moans and groans in that sexy North Western accent!

 

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The last one in our British triumvirate is 20 year old JACK DRAPER from Sutton in Surrey!



I don't really need to tell you what rhymes with DRAPER but if you are still unsure just look at the expression on Jack's face as he experiences being shafted for the first time in mid-air and right in the middle of his lob too!!!

 

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Now let us turn our attention to the French contingent and firstly 30 year old CONSTANT LESTIENNE whose name sounds very similar to

CONSTANTLY LET ME IN!

 

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We would all like to know whether 31 year old PIERRE HUGHES-HERBERT does in fact have a "huge herbert!"



Here he is with 31 year old Brlgian DAVID GOFFIN!



I have heard that Pierre has a penchant for Belgian chocolate!!!

 

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The last one in the trilogy from across the water is actually Swiss 25 year old ANTOINE BELLIER!



The word "belier" in French translates into English as "ram!"

I'm sure he has a very "bel" bellend and an even more "bel" derriere!

 

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Totally drop dead gorgeous 21 year old afl player JAMES PEATLING and I'm sure it is no coincidence that HIS team are the Giants when you see what he is packing!

 

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"Young, dumb and full of cum!"

20 year old TAYLOR HARDWOOD-BELLIS who should be renamed Taylor Hardwood-Bellend although we may never be in a position to fondle his baton!

 

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24 year old Russian-Khazak tennis player ALEXANDER BUBLIK!



Would love to "lik" his "bub" ever hopeful that "bub" is the Khazak translation of "arse!"

 

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Can't remember the name of that fucker in the middle but he is definitely due for his 20,000 mile service and all made so much easier with the leverage provided by his Dumboesque ears!!

 

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You may or may not be familiar with the famous painting by Edouard Manet

DEJEUNER SUR L'HERBE which translates as "lunch on the grass!"



I can't help thinking that the repast enjoyed by the people in that painting would pale into.insignificance when compared with the delights on offer in THIS picture!



Fluffy white baps, frankfurter, mature cheese, sweet chocolate and the richest and tastiest cream imaginable!!!

 

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DESHAUN WATSON of the Cleveland Browns!



They were called the BROWNS because one day when the laundry boy was collecting up their match worn undies from the dressing room floor he noticed that every pair without exception had a nice big brown stain on the seat!

Naturally the man took full advantage to sniff all those panties before reporting his finds to the club manager!!!

 

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"For God's sake ram a couple of fingers up his arse to get him going him! I'm on.my knees down here with my gums wrapped round his plums and I'm waiting for some fucking cream!!!

 

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Black socks are definitely my favourite but those light blue ones cum a close second!

 

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"It's confession time mate and you might think this is a rather cowardly way to tell you by text but ....Well......when your bride was travelling to the church on her wedding day.....well I was the chauffeur of the wedding car and each time I looked in the rear view mirror I could see she had her fingers rubbing her cunt and she was moaning like hell........you wouldn't let a wounded animal suffer like that so I stopped the car, opened the back door, dropped my trousers and pumped her full of my cum! Normally I would have had some condoms but I had run out and she was desperate to be shafted!

Don't think I'm going to shirk my parental responsibilities cos I'll take him out for a burger every other Sunday!

Thanks in advance for giving my son a top quality education and an executive post in your company!

On behalf of DIALARIDE cab company thank you for choosing us and we look forward to serving you again in the near future!

( if you have any sisters or nieces about to get married I will be pleased to give you a discount for your patronage in the past!!!!)

 

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24 year old Singaporean badminton player LOH KEAN YEW



After two hours of playing SHUTTLECOCK it's now time to play SHOVE A COCK with a fan who wouldn't settle for just an autograph!!!



His name might be LOH KEAN YEW but if you shuffle those words around you might just be able to make out in his broken English:

" Oh you keen!"

 

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20 year old Australian gymnast HEATH THORPE!



Now look at the following photo and make a sentence out of the these words

"Christmases fucking once cum at my have all!"

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And here is the very photo!