Sniffing footballers' arses!

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When I first saw tennis player ILYA IVASHKA I fully intended to fuck him with a blue and yellow condom but the I realised that he was from Belarus and not from Russia!!!!

 

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"For what I am about to receive may the Lord make me truly thankful! Amen!"

And there is dessert too! I'm really being spoilt!

Chocolate! My favourite and two scoops!"

 

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Cristiano Biraghi of Italy is quite entitled to BRAG about the contents of his BRAGAS (Spanish word for panties!) when he goes to play for SC BRAGA!

 

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18 year old ARTHUR JONES of the afl!



Would love to whip those fucking trainers off and have a good sniff of his feet not to mention his arse!

 

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Gorgeous 35 year old ex tennis player JAMES WARD!



He knew he would get his arse whipped when he faced Djokovic so he bought some padded shorts for the occasion!

 

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38 year old LU YEN-HSUN is a retired Taiwanese tennis player!



Made in Taiwan!

Anal-ihilated in my living room!!!!

 

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When you were learning to drive a car your instructor told you that when trying to join a congested highway it was was important to take your opportunity when you could!

That famous acronym was MSM

Mirror
Signal
Manoeuvre!

Out on the football field nothing is different except that when you see a nice pair of cheeks that need parting the acronym is SRF

Sniff
Rim
Fuck!!!!!

 

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20 year old ARCHIE PERKINS of the afl has got a fantastic pair of buns and never misses the chance to show them.off!



He certainly knows how to."perk" up MY plonker!!!

 

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"So Dyson we have incontrovertible proof via the CCTV cameras that while Archie was in the shower you picked up.his filthy, smell, dirty, skidded match-worn skuns ,put them into your kitbag and left!

Do you have anything to say in your defence!?"

"Yes I do! It is my sister's 18th birthday today and she is mad about Archie! She told me that she has to wring out her soaking wet panties four or five times a day just thinking about him!

Being the loving brother that I am I thought she would like to have something belonging to the man of her dreams!"

"You have never told me all this Dyson! If I'd known I'd have told you to bring her down today and I'd have popped her cherry on the physio table!!!

 

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Here we see the Duchess of Cambridge 'holding court!"



and asking herself the rhetorical question:

"To serve or not to serve!
That is the question!
Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the lobs and smashes of outrageous opponents
Or take up racquets against a sea of tennis balls!"

T

 

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When you first set eyes on a hunky guy like 23 year old TODD MARSHALL of the afl a plethora of questions floods your mind, not the least of which is whether he has a shaven haven or whether you am going to need a machete to hack through the rich verdant undergrowth that is the Amazon Forest that lies between the cheeks of his arse!



So gracious of this young man therefore to give us the heads up by having the letters AFL emblazoned across his shirt!

Amazon
Forest
Limited!

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When you first set eyes on a hunky guy like 23 year old TODD MARSHALL of the afl a plethora of questions floods your mind, not the least of which is whether he has a shaven haven or whether you am going to need a machete to hack through the rich verdant undergrowth that is the Amazon Forest that lies between the cheeks of his arse!



So gracious of this young man therefore to give us the heads up by having the letters AFL emblazoned across his shirt!

Amazon
Forest
Limited!

 

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19 year old HARVEY ELLIOTT!



Just let me ease down his filthy smellers, wedge my nose between those beautiful buns and I'll take up residence till the season is over!

 

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30 year old Irish footballer GAVAN HOLOHAN!



I can quite see why he would be patronising sausages!

 

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26 year old WATARU TANIGAWA Japanese gymnast!



Just look at the buns on that little bitch!

SNIFF 'EM!!!!!!!!

Either he's just stuck his fingers in the electric socket or he's been shagged senseless!

 

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A few more to whet your appetite!

 

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" Thank you so much for letting me have this photo taken with you! I'm 18 today and this is the best birthday present I could have had!"

"18 today you say!? Well I'm sure we could improve on a selfie by way of a present!

Pop round to the dressing room in about half an hour.......you don't need to bring your friends with you!"

 

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"Congratulations Massimo! That was a brilliant performance!"



"You're just saying that cos we're cousins!"

"Well they say that blood is thicker than water which I will shortly prove to you when I've got you on the back seat of my car with your ankles resting on my shoulders!"

 

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When hunky 23 year old Croatian footballer JAKOV MEDIC first arrived in England he was teased mercilessly by his new teammates who told him that nobody would be able to pronounce his name in the Croatian manner so it would be easier for the British to get their tongue round it if it were pronounced phonetically ergo

JACK OFF ME DICK!



Bowing to their greater knowledge and happy to ingratiate himself with his new club he willingly followed their advice!

So when he went to the bank to open a new account the lad behind the counter said

"What's your name Sir!?"

to which question our boy innocently replied:

"Jack off me dick!"

The smart young man didn't need a second invitation and with his heart in his mouth he ushered Jakov through to a back room!

After a few minutes it wasn't so much a question of foreskin as raw skin and Jakov made his first deposit as we see from.these photos!



"I just need to do the paperwork and tick the relevant boxes Sir!

Jacked off

Whacked off

Sucked off

Now bugger off ( we might save that one till next week!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you will indulge me I might even extend that play on words to 25 year old HARRY WILSON!



A fit looking lad approached him at the end of a match and said:

"Will you give me your autograph Harry!?"

to which the Welsh International replied:

"HARRY WILL SON!

and I'll make it extra special by signing it across the seat of your blue jeans in this new indelible and rather viscous ink!!!!

 

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33 year old JONATHAN HOGG of Middlesbrough!



I'm sure that a lot of people would like to go the "whole hog" with him and I'm.pretty certain that this guy is thinking along those very lines!!!