Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old HARVEY WHITE who plays for Tottenham!



White by name, white by nature, white by face but if you care to ease his smellers down you may be sur"prise"d by the "prize" that smiles at you from the seat of those tighty whities!!!!

 

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19 year old HARVEY ELLIOTT is another one who promises us brown on white!

 

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At the end of the 19th century Oscar Wilde referred to the physical love between two men as " the love that dare not speak its name!"

If you look at 19 year old ARLO DRAPER of the vfl and remove the first and last letters of his surname you will get "the act that dare not speaks its name!!!"



To slide in between those beautiful Ozzy mounds and even to upend him with his arm in a sling ! What resistance could he offer..........such wicked thoughts that dwell in our shadow selves!!!!!!!

 

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22 year old Dutch footballer MATS WIEFFER!



I'll certainly have a whiff of that arse Mr. Wieffer!

 

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27 year old Serbian footballer SERGEJ MILINKOVIC-SAVIC!



"Don't you shake your finger at me or I'll stick my finger up your fucking arse and draw a smiley-faced icon in your shit!!!!!"

 

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"Do me Daddy Pep!"



In the military when an officer approaches the command is

"Eyes right!"

Which is what I would say to the guy on the ground!

 

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"I told you the match was tomorrow Dad!"



It's great to see a dedicated fan but sometimes people can take it too far!

 

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20 year old KYSIAH PICKETT of the afl!



Look at those muscles boys!

I'd happily pick at his kysiah!!!

 

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The catchphrase of the late Cilla Black was:

"Worra lorra larfs!"

...but if she were a live to see these pictures of Joe Worall she might amend that to:

"Worra lorra cock!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

My little Lukey looks fantastic in this strip!



"Strip" being the operative word of course and just clock the buns on him!



Here we see him competing for the ball with OLIVER CRANKSHAW!

Not sure what a crankshaw is but I know what a crankshaft is and although I've never shafted a crank I have fucked a wild boy or two!!

 

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FYI OLLIE CRANKSHAW was born on the glorious 12 August 1998 in Preston and plays for Stockport County!



He's got that sexy north-western accent that really turns me on!

"Eee! Get thy pants down lad and let me sniff thy skidders!!!



There he is on the left in his navy blue sweatpants! Soon have them off him and be sniffing his black socks!!!!

 

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He's obviously just collided with ADAM BLAKEMAN here but there might be more to it than just a brief handshake as they get up!

 

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30 year old Dane JANNICK VESTERGAARD is built like a brick shithouse and if you go to Getty Images you will find over 5,000 images of him and rightly so!



If you wedge your nose between those buns NOW I doubt whether you will want to surface again before Christmas!

 

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I admire your composure Billy! It can't be easy to maintain that serene countenance when the head coach has got his tongue halfway up your arse!!!

 

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25 year old RICHARLISON of Brazil!



That's certainly one furrow that needs to be ploughed this harvest time!

"We plough his arse and scatter the good seed in his crack!"

 

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I believe that this face matches up with this arse but I can't be certain!



THIJS DALLINGA!?

 

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Hey Dallinga! Would love to ring your dingalinga!!!

 

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If you fancy a bit of Turkish kebab then this boy CENGIZ UNDER is unlikely to disappoint you!



He's been nicknamed UP AND UNDER owing to the gracious way in which he allows opposition players to slide underneath him in a tackle and rub their boners against his Turkish Delight!!!!!

 

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19 year old FIN STEVENS!



'No no no!!!! Hasn't your dentist ever told you that constantly imbibing those fizzy drinks will rot your teeth! I don't want to have to look into a set of rotting teeth while I'm fucking you although that is the advantage of carrying a brown paper bag wherever I go! I can shove it over the heads of my bottom boys and it can double up as a sick bag if the experience proves less than delightful!

Failing that i can always do you "Prince Philip" style ( 99 rather than 69 which is the age that old Greek reached before he snuffed it!)

 

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Football managers seem to get younger and more shaggable by the day! Here's one that's eminently sniffworthy! 29 year old JEROEN SCHEPHENS from the Netherlands!



Nice pair of tits on him! Wouldn't mind milking those udders!!!