Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry for the repetition but one can never get enough of JOSELU and his Spanish meatballs!



Or should I say "meatbuns!?"



Difficult to see how the seat of those shorts got so stained!

Well the Spanish for "thank you" is pronounced "grassy arse" by some ill-informed Brits and whoever is carrying him off cave-man style to the dressing room will be saying a very big GRACIAS once he's seasoned that Spanish rump steak with some English mayonnaise!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As promised I will do my very best to update you when those young studs from the afl have blossomed and their cherries are ripe for the picking!

....and what a harvest thete has been this year my boys but I will be kind and drip-feed them to you!

The sight of so much shagworthiness viewed in concentration might seriously damage your health!

I give you 18 year old DARCY EDMENDS to whet your appetites and your already damp pants!!!!



Long legs, smelly feet and even smellier arse!!!!

Love this picture of this lanky streak of piss!



Get those fucking legs up!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I do find it quite ironic that the name of the afl publicity site is ZERO HANGER when most of those Ozzie studs have got the finest LOW HANGERS in the southern hemisphere!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here is sweet little 19 year old JESSE MOTLOP!



"Listen son if you fancy one of your teammates and your interest is unrequited you are hardly going to endear yourself to him by trying to rape him on the pitch!



You are not going to earn any yourself any Brownie points although you might get a brown nose out of it if you are lucky!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This photo has to rank up there with the horniest and most erotic ever!



DECLAN RICE offers his arse up to MASON MOUNT who hopefully is going to show is that he can live up to his name ! Give the punters their money's worth, pull his smellers down and

"FUCK THAT IRISH BITCH INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about gorgeous 52 year old Mexican silver fox Ricardo Cardena!



And here he us in his early playing days!



You wouldn't face much resistance from this bandy-legged bastard once you'd got him on his back!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

What about 29 year old Chilean VALBER HUERTA who plays for Mexican club TOLUCA!?



Just look at the arse on that cunt!!!



I'd yank his shorts and smellers down and fuck him there and then on the pitch and risk being carted off by the police!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is his younger teammate 20 year old MARCEL RUIZ who has a respectable arse of his own!



He's looking pretty fine isn't he boys!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This picture was taken just after Marcel had signed his first contract and two minutes before the manager swept everything off the top of his desk and fucked the arse off the little bitch!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I believe I've posted this little bitch before!

25 year old ENES UNAL of Turkey!



In 2019 he married LISA SMELLERS but it's not HER smellers we want to sniff but YOUR fuckers!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Japanese footballer YUKINARI SUGAWARA!



I'd soon wipe the cheeky grin off that little bugger's face! Once I was inside him his face would be contorted in a sort of hybrid of agony and ecstasy and then I'd let him have two pints of my best clotted cream!

Mind you I'd have to replenish resources so while he is drinking champagne I will be sucking the full fat milk from his udders!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MUNAS DABBUR has to be mentioned if only for the fact that he was born in Nazareth Israel and there is only one other famous person to my knowledge who was born there!



He was born there 30 years ago which is when Jesus began his ministry and this photo seems to indicate a spiritual bond between them!



On a less spiritual note MUNAS has an arse to die for!



I'm sure that if you have both the time and inclination to trawl through the 1,714 images of him on Getty Images you will find more and better pictures of that divine rear!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

His teammate and compatriot BERAM KERAL is both sniffworty and eminently shaggable!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He's got a lovely arse!



which the physios are about to go to town on!



Nice feet I'm sure so what are you waiting for!? Get those boots off and give him a good sniffing!



Looks the full package in that track suit!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here he is walking off the pitch with 41 year old Spanish teammate BRUNO SALTOR!



Would love to see Bruno tickling Beram's pucker hole with that rough shaggy beard of his!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old Spanish goalkeeper ALVARO FERNANDEZ!



He's got the word SNACK written on his shirt but as far as I can see he's more of a three-course meal!

The full Spanish in fact!

PHWOAR!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old Argentine/ Italian LUCAS BOYE!



Just love this picture of him with the tousled hair and the bemused look!



He's certainly doing a good publicity "slot" for prime Argentinian beef!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old goalkeeper OLIVER CHRISTENSEN from Denmark!



Would love to kiss the moles on his cheeks and find out whether he's got a matching set on his other cheeks!

I'd make his Danish bacon sizzle!!!



Love the expression on his face here but the question is what does it fen


denote!?



I would advance the following theories:

EITHER

1) he has fallen awkwardly on his nuts in an attempt to save that ball!

OR

2) He's just caught sight of some unknown geezer sucking his girlfriend's tits in the crowd!

OR

3) A message has just flashed up on the big screen:

"HEY OLIVER I WANT TO TRY A FEW SHOTS ON GOAL AFTER THE MATCH SO I WANT TO SEE YOU ON YOUR BACK ON THE DESK IN MY OFFICE STRAIGHT AFTER THIS MATCH!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think you deserve a dose of Academy afl in the form of 19 year old JACK CARROLL!



I particularly like this picture of his face contorted in a mixture of agony and ecstasy!



I envy the little bitch who is on the receiving end of that little lot !!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A few more for your delectation!