Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

"No paper in the cubicles mate!"



"That is correct Sir! In an effort to "help the environment" we have decided to go "paperless!"

We now have a new system when! Males cumming into the toilet are rated either "ugly bastards" or "horny hunks!"

The ugly bastards are ushered into a cubicle with washing facilties! The horny hunks are ushered into a cubicle without washing facilities and then invited to come out and enjoy the deluxe arse valeting service which includes a thorough deep clean rim job, followed by the application of soothing and cleansing oils seeping into the pucker hole like an old fence getting its first coat of varnish after the winter!

You fall into the second category Sir so if I can just ease my face into your crack.......let the games begin!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 37 year old Portuguese football coach RUBEN AMORIM!?



The word AMOR means love and RIM.....well I don't think you need any clarification on that one so if you join the words together LOVE RIM and that really would be a labour of love!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old HERNAN DE LA FUENTE from Buenos Aires!



The Spanish word FUENTE means fountain but the big question is

"when he cums is it like a fountain or is it more like a high pressure hose guaranteed to shoot his girlfriend out of the bedroom window and into the neighbouring garden!!!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old JUNINHO CAPIXABA plays for Brazilian club Fortaleza whose manager is coincidentally silver fox JUAN PABLO VOJVODA!



I know boys!!! Just imagine that pairing of a 47 year old with a 25 year old! OMG the senses are racing here aren't they !!!?



And here is Juninho's arse in blue!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old French footballer THIERNO BALDE!



Well there's certainly nothing BALD about this fine young stud and one would hope for a similar luxuriant growth between the cheeks of his arse!



The French word for "bald" is "chauve" and not pronounced like "shove" although that word conjures up a different image!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 24 year old Croatian RENATO PANTALON!?



The Spanish word PANTALON means 'trousers" so I would rather have him SIN PANTALON or even have him change his surname to CALZONCILLOS MALOLIENTES! ( you will need to look that up on Google translate if you have a mind to!)



Would love to get my nose between those cheeks!!!



Phwoar!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think you deserve one or two more of this Croatian Adonis!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Keep pushing Aaron! It could be a girl or a boy or just a fucking great turd but if it's a turd my tongue and I will make sure your shitter's as clean as a new pin before it comes into contact with your compression shorts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

30 year old Spanish goalkeeper EDGAR BADIA GUARDIOLA!



Not sure if he is related to PEP GUARDIOLA but they'd make a lovely pairing on Family Dick or OLD AND YOUNG gaymale site!

All in orange!? He's onviously been tangoed!



These two photos remind me of a Chinese takeaway!



I'll have a 99 and a 69 please!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think EDGAR is making a "2 for the price of 1 offer" here!



"Put one in the back of my net and then put one in the back of my shorts!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

His girlfriend has just sent him a picture with her tits out and he has totally forgotten the game!



His only thought now is imagining that he is a baby sucking on those babies!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 25 year old Mexican footballer EDYAIRTH ORTEGA!?



"I'll wipe that cheesy grin off your face and then I'll wipe the chocolate off your arse with my tongue!"



He really means business in this photo!



Some lucky girl is in for a bit of PP ( Pussy Pulverization!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old Austrian HANNES WOLF is a horny little fucker! It's just a pity that he can't afford to buy a comb!



Not sure about WOLF WOLF but it's certainly a case of WOOF WOOF!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I definitely need to nose fuck that Austrian shitter!!



The Austrian Royal family was the

"The Hapsburg dynasty" but I think I would rather have the

"Hannesburger dinner's free!"

Well he's certainly got the buns and we men have the sausages and the gherkins to fill those buns (not to mention the mayonnaise!!)

I say sausages and gherkins because although all men were created equal some men were created more equal than others!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think we all have to agree that although there are manifold pictures of Jack Grealish with contorted and less than beautiful visage there simply isn't one bad photo of his magnificent iconic ARSE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I am "reliably" informed by Getty Images that these boots belong to 35 year old LANCE FRANKLIN of the afl!



There was a song from the 1960s which contained the words:

"These boots are made for walking!"

....and those black socks are definitely made for sniffing!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I used to have a bicycle that had the word SPECIALIZED emblazoned across the crossbar!



I was well aware of the existence of customised cars and T shirts but "customised arseholes!"

Well there's a market niche!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Belgian footballer EVANGELIS PATOULIDIS hits 21 on 24 September and boy do we want to hit on him!!!



"Well we know you are a STAR sweetheart both on the field and presumably between the sheets!"



However if you can't work out what VOO stands for I can see that I will have to put you out of your misery!



Virginal
Orifice
Offered!

Wow! Now that's an opportnuity not to be sniffed at!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Belgian goalkeeper KJELL PEERSMAN is just 18 years old and stands 1metres tall!



Not sure about BRAINPORT!



I'd be more interested in ARSEPORT!

You may be familiar with the English expression

"Any port in a storm!"

but how about

"Any arse in a dorm!"

as the sergeant said to the new recruits!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Would love the rear view of this and as he is dressed all in orange one can say that he has just been tangoed!!!



Would love to sniff his feet!



Not to mention that Belgian chocolate dispenser!