Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Here we see him with 20 year old fellow goalkeeper MEES KREEKELS!



They would make such a delicious pairing!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you look at 26 year old Israeli footballer NETA LAVI it is not difficult to see why Israel was dubbed

"THE PROMISED LAND!"



It is referred to as a land flowing with milk and honey and without wishing to be irreverent those tits of his must be producing the finest quality milk!



....and I'm sure that if we massage his pendulous bollocks lovingly enough and for long enough the sweetest most viscous honey will gush forth!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You will already be familiar with the English expressions "to pop one's cherry" and "to have a bite of the cherry" but so far I don't think there is any expression like "sniffing the cherry" or "licking" it! That needs to be remedied especially when you look at these youth team boys who are barely legal!



If you fancy googling them instead of just ogling them their names are:

JAMES NORRIS
CONOR BRADLEY
OWEN BECK
LEIGHTON CLARKSON

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Back in the 1970s there was an anti-acne product known as OXYCUTE 'EM!

I feel that 20 year old Dutch footballer MEES KREEKELS would be eminently qualified to serve as the BEFORE photo in the BEFORE and AFTER photos!



When I suffered with this condition my Pakistani GP prescribed plenty of sex and told me to get married to which I replied:

"Yes doctor but I am only 13!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think 18 year old 1.9 metre tall goalkeeper and teammate KJELL PEERSMAN can be relied upon to give him a good seeing to on a regular basis!



However it looks to me as if KJELL has been over zealous in his attentions and gone "over the top" as well as "straight down the middle!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Two 20 year old Dutch boys with fantastic arses DENNIS VOS



and JEREMY ANTONISSE

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think young 19 year old Pedri likes his bananas firm and who wouldn't indeed!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've been off the forum for a while lads but many thanks for all your positive reactions to my posts! I will endeavour to get back into the swing of it and swing as vigorously as Jack Grealish swings his massive schlong while training!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Talking of Jack there's a crack that needs some nose action! Phwoar!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Both Joselu Mato and Thomas Muller have reacted in similar "vein" to seeing their girlfriends in the crowd flashing their tits!
I think Joselu wins by a "purple" head!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ethan Vernon is a beautiful 22 year old cyclist from Bedford!

However it looks as if he has rejected the advances of a passing motorist who was intent on having him in a bush but valiantly carried on to finish the race!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Joe Gomez has an arse that beggars description but which so many descriptors long to bugger!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 19 year old Reece Welch of Everton!?

Would love to run my fingers through his hair and my tongue through the jungle sprouting out of his arse cheeks!

Look how he's viewing us in that third pic with that suspicious look! Frightened to bend down to pick up the soap in the shower and with good reason!

Would love to run my nose along the seat of those sweatpants! Phwoar!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This such an erotic photo! Jack walks back towards the changing room while Pep has already programmed the sat nav on his Spanish salchicha with the words " Straight ahead until you come to Pucker Hole Close ( cul de sac)!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It might be time for 37 year old Portuguese football manager RUBEN AMORIM to change his surname to AVARIM if he continues to adopt such seductive poses!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Gorgeous PETAR MUSA wearing number 33 and we all know that Jesus died at the age of 33! If that third picture is a taste of Heaven.......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Pedri looks so angelic in that picture! All you need to do is whip his shirt off and replace it with a choirboy's surplus although it might be an idea to give him a shave as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hector you are such a gorgeous horny fucker but please get your hair cut!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure whether David Terans is giving birth or being deeply probed by the physio!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Never was a cyclist more aptly named!

MATHIEU VAN DER POEL!

At least his wife has something to hang her washing on when the clothes line breaks!!!