Sniffing footballers' arses!

[sokker]

42 year old JUAN CARLOS FERRERO is now coaching 18 year old CARLOS ALCARAZ!

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What a pairing that would make in the "Old and Young "category of "gaymale!"

I'm sure that anything manufactured by Ferrero Rocher could never equal the chocolate that issues from between the cheeks of Juan's arse on a daily basis!

And as for Carlos Alcaraz I think his surname should be changed to Alcatraz because anyone with an arse like his should be kept firmly under lick and key! ( sorry! Freudian slip! Shoukd have read " lock and key!"

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I'e always wondered about Ferrero and Alcaraz. They seem very close. So close that sometimes I wonder if they might be something more...? I know it's probably my imagination, and they probably only have a regular coach/player relationship, like a father and son. Still.... the idea is kinda hot.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There is a long standing tradition at Wimbledon that the winner of the men's singles final has to dance with the winner of the ladies singles final!
How about establishing a new tradition in which the winner of the men's final fucks the runner up!?
Just imagine Nole with his smelly white socked feet resting on the shoulders of Carlos Alcaraz and Alcaraz looking deep into Djokovic's eyes and saying:

" Now that I am the new Wimbledon champion I could give you a few tips and pointers but I tend to give you both tips and pointers of a very different kind! You no longer need to fear my forearm just my foreskin! Now open that beautiful Serbian shitter as wide as you can and let me fill you with the finest Spanish cream! Mmmm!

 

[GinoLoqobox]

Just some Messi excellent thread, man.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for your contribution! I'm afraid I have stopped posting on this thread as you are the first person to register any interest in two months!

Sometimes you just get discouraged if you don't get any feedback from anybody!


Best wishes!

 

[GinoLoqobox]

Oh, quite the contrary. I'm always checking out your thread, some of us are just a bit shy maybe it's because you kept the thread very alive and full all by yourself, that it seemed like your content was enough. This is one of my favorite threads, a manly musky goldmine.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OK well your encouragement has done it and I will endeavour to resurrect the thread but the occasional encouraging noise from yourself and others wouldn't go amiss!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old CHARLIE CATON who plays for Chester should certainly be awarded a golden globe for his golden globes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

His 26 year old teammate REKEIL PYKE is wearing the shirt presented to him by his teammates who went to town on him a little too vigorously during the post match celebrations causing a bit of a "fissure in ano" for which a copious amount of stitching was necessary!

However let's face it boys who could hold back when you are cock deep in such a beautiful black shitter!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are up for a bevvy of just legal beauties you could do no better than Google the under 19 Futsal final between Spain and Portugal!

It's absolutely jam packed with pulsating virgin pucker!

Just look at this guy PEDRO FAUSTINO MARQUES born on 17 August 2005!

Those high cheek bones and there's nothing unlucky about you number 13!

I'll send you my postal address and you can pop your match worn socks and panties off to me!

Most of these guys have really long names so.you'll probably be exhausted by the time you have pronounced them but hopefully they have got equally long todgers!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you like the look of this boy then you could Google the following names!

I've included a few pics so you can put a name to a pic!

TIAGO MACEDO
BRUNO MIGUEL MELO SOUTO MAIOR
RICARDO MARQUES
DIOGO FILIPPO LAURENCO SILVA
LUCIO GONCALO SILVA ROCHA

Happy wanking boys!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old Danish footballer RASMUS HOJLUND has just scored and has picked up the loudspeaker , shouting to his girlfriend in the crowd!

" I've just scored the winning goal so get home now and make sure you're on the bed with your legs open when I walk through the door cos I intend to score again....and again....and again!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

30 year old JAMES TARKOWSKI!

Not sure how to say "sit on.my face!" In Polish but you get my drift James and I'm certainly getting yours......and it's drifting straight from between the cheeks of your arse you smelly fucker!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't allow the Portuguese to have it all their own way though!

Here is Spaniard JUAN JOSE MORENO LOOEZ born 25 April 2004!

He looks like a boy who knows how to stripe his underpants for Daddy!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just some Messi excellent thread, man. View attachment 2191598
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Messi is aptly named because I'm sure that things can get very messi when he withdraws from his wife's pussy after several shots on goal.on a Saturday night!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

" I'd just like to say how honoured I feel to receive this award in the knowledge that I couldn't have done it without my three friends here!

You may know that my wife has gone away for "an extended holiday" and given my high sex drive I can only player top quality football if my balls are drained on a regular basis!

In the absence of my wife these three heroes selflessly volunteered to be my cum dump on a rota basis so that I could get my rocks off!

Without wishing to be irreverent I would like to adapt a Bible verse:

"Greater love hath no man that he gives up his hole for his friend!"

As for my wife the bitch can stay away as long as she wants! I've decided I prefer meat to fish!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

" I'd just like to say how honoured I feel to receive this award in the knowledge that I couldn't have done it without my three friends here!

You may know that my wife has gone away for "an extended holiday" and given my high sex drive I can only player top quality football if my balls are drained on a regular basis!

In the absence of my wife these three heroes selflessly volunteered to be my cum dump on a rota basis o that I could get my rocks off!

Without wishing to be irreverent I would like to adapt a Bible verse:

"Greater love hath no man that he gives up his hole for his friend!"

As for my wife the bitch can stay away as long as she wants! I've decided I prefer meat to fish!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Come on Jordan you should be used to this by now! After all its not the first time you've been tied up!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"For fuck's sake Tammy! I know you enjoy snogging the face off me but can you go a bit easier mate! You've split my fucking lip!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Five fitty footies sitting on a wall!
Five fitty footies sitting on a wall
And in.just five minutes
I will have had them all!
It gives new meaning to I've just had a ball!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Ten brown bottles sitting on the road!
Ten brown bottles sitting on the road!
Now give us ten brown bottoms to dump.our fucking load
And that's our chav seed well and truly sowed!