Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Aaron CRESSwell!

I love me a cress and marmite sandwich on white bread!

Well boys I've got a nice pair of white buns and the cress and no prizes for guessing where the marmite's coming from!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey sweetheart I bet your little pussy is soaking wet from all this rain!

No need to lube you up today! Straight into the dressing room and a direct shot on goal!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Had no idea that Phil Foden had converted to Islam!

A word of warning darling! In that religion you are enjoined to pray five times a day and if one of the appointed times happens to fall during a match then your tight little white arse in the air might be interpreted by your teammates as an invitation to break their fast and begin their feast!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thomas ALLAN the new 19 year old little beauty at Newcastle United!

Isn't he divine boys with his neat little post lockdown haircut not to mention other attributes!

I am sure we are all hoping that we have the right sized ALLAN key to unlock that little snatch!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I've got enough cum in my big black bollocks to shag the lot of you and enough left over for your wives and girlfriends!"

Now that's what I call a team bonding talk!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Please welcome the aptly named ROBIN KOCH or should that be KOCH ROBIN!

24 years old next Friday and no sign of a wife or girlfriend on Wikepaedia!

Anybody fancy coming with me to Germany and giving him a special treat which involves lots of cream nuts and one lost cherry!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Phil Foden just having a lesson in the correct prayer stance from Mohammed Salah!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Following the easing of lockdown restrictions we are pleased to announce the opening of the

PREMIER PINK PUCKER PRUNING PARLOUR!

for those players of the Premier League who feel that their little rosebuds have become considerably more furry over the last three and half months and who didn't trust their wives , girlfriends or even boyfriends with a razor!

Needless to say we have been inundated with applications from the gay hairdressing fraternity to divest these young studs of their anal fluff for a very reasonable fee!

Some have even offered their own saliva in place of shaving foam!

Was there ever greater altruism than this!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have to admit that I do find Ronaldo annoyingly narcissistic but it would take something really drastic to prevent me from upending him and filling his hole with Portuguese natas ( cream!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The edible 21 year old Lloyd Kelly of Bournemouth!

God he must bang like a shithouse door in a gale!����������

 

[GinoLoqobox]

You bring some great content, man. More ass pics would be great too!
Here's a big favorite of mine and he's from my country too, Alexis Sanchez... I'm glad I'm not a soccer player in his team because I'd probably steal his dirty underwear in the locker room every chance I'd get

 

[GinoLoqobox]

And another big favorite of mine, Lionel Messi... god, I like everything about his body but his sweet ass is my favorite part.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love both Chile and Argentina! I have spent a lot of time in both countries for work although I realise that relations between them are not good!

Thanks for reminding us of the attributes that Sanchez and Messi have other than as footballers!

Di you remember the gorgeous Roque Santa Cruz! I believe he was from Paraguay! I just wanted to eat that fucking arse each time I saw him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

roque santa cruz of paraguay!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The now 31 year old Jack Cork!

Regrettably pics of his pucker are at a premium so if anyone can gets their hands on one ( and the pucker!) please do post them here!

It seems that Hector Bellerin is about to make a bit of an assault here!

In top quality restaurants wine connoisseurs are reputed to ask if they can " sniff the cork" which I suppose could be misinterpreted if the waiter's surname were Cork!

I am sure however that nobody would pass up the chance to sniff this young Cork and the thing is Jack I've got this rather unusual type of corkscrew that I'd like to try out to remove that troublesome little Cork!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HENRYK MIKHTARYAN

This guy is quite hot in a sort of nerdy and big nosed way!

I do actually have this this rather irresistible urge to run my nose along the crack of that arse and I might even ask him out if I could pronounce his f**king name!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For those of you who like a meaty arse you could do a lot worse than Charlie Austin! It would be interesting to see those buns pumping away inside his bitch! I'm sure you could spur him on with a tongue correctly inserted between those magnificent mounds!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've never really been able to fathom my fascination for John Stones! He's no oil painting it's true but the combination of that sexy northern accent and that chavvy look almost tip me over the edge!

I'd eat all twelve stone of him starting with those beautiful buns!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Let's get him into that bloody dressing room right now! My fucking cock's about to explode! Sorry mate you'll just have to wait! Gotta get in there! I'm gonna breed this little bastard! He's gonna have my babies!

I'm gonna split you in two Jack! Fucking hell! The precum's trickling down my leg! I've just got to control myself! Just thing of other things till I get him on that table with his ankles on my shoulders!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Jack baby! I have finally arrived in arse heaven!������