Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Allow me to introduce you to the arse of TOM CAIRNEY!



I'm having the one on the right TOM CAIRNEY or not!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So what do you think of the new gardening firm!?

They were very thorough and gave my front patch a good going over!

I thought there were four of them!?

Well the fourth turned up late, parked round the back and slipped in through the back door!

I've never seen a group of men handle their tools so well!

They told me that it might look a bit barren at the moment but in nine months time everything will be totally transformed!

They sound like nice guys! Maybe you could make a firm arrangement with them!

Don't worry darling! I've got it in hand!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

DAVID BROOKS!

He should be concentrating on unmasking Zorro when it is quite clear from that bulge at the front of his shorts that all he can think about is sucking the milk our of his girlfriend's tits!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

HAMZAH SHEERAZ!

Boxer!

I was under the impression that SHEERAZ was a wine or am I confusing it with Shiraz!

Well he looks like a lad with plenty of Boyle and I would certainly like to drink from it!

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Sorry that should read BOTTLE and not BOYLE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is JOE ARIBO!

I wonder which tastes better ARIBOS or HARIBOS!

My money's on ARIBOS and if somebody doesn't soon whip his shirts down and bury their nose between his cheeks they will be certified insane!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The sight of SEBASTIAN VILLA spreadeagled on the ground was too much for this young man who decided to fuck him there and then on the pitch!

He's still wearing his cum face!��������

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If you don't struggle mate I'll be in and out in no time!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hello! I'm George Stranger and this is my wanger!

You're Tony Watt and it's going in your bott!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sorry lads you're in the wrong country for Sumo wrestling and you need to get shot of some of those clothes too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OMAR AKDERETE!

Wasn't there a famous racehorse horse once called ALDERETE!

Oh no sorry that was ALDANITI!

Mind you I'd ride this bloke over the horse any day!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I absolutely adore black men!

Look at the lips on this one! He can wrap those round my forget any day and I will certainly return the favour although I'd probably choke on what he's got hidden in his shorts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For forget read todger!

Sorry about this I can only assume that my tablet has got a touch of Covid 21!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's no surprise to me that you're pregnant!

After all you've had my cock up your arse every night for the last three months!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I may be the top goal scorer for this club but each time there's a bundle after I've scored a goal I get half a dozen fingers from different hands shoved up my arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There is a song from many moons ( preferably footballers moons!�&#56611 ago which went something like

"Oh Danny boy the pipes the pipes are calling!" whereas here with DANI CEBALLOS we are more likely to hear

"Oh Danny boy! Your buns buns are calling!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Pity about the watermark but as you can see KIKO FEMENIA has a very nice face to go with his two best ASSets!

However have you ever walked down the street mesmerized by the tightest pair of buns you've ever seen in a pair of jeans only to discover that when the guy turns round he compares unfavourably within the Hunchback of Notre Dame in the looks department!

Nil desperandum!

Chat him up and when you think there's a chance that you are going to slide your trouser snake into his rosebud just whip out the tried and tested brown paper bag and shove it over his hand!

Failing that just turn flip him over and do him doggy!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Leaning on a goalpost watching all the boys go by!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You're next on my list to feel my beard rubbing the cheeks of your arse!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I thought we agreed that you would come round to my hotel after the match!

Please don't suck my tits in front of thirty thousand people!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OLIVER TORRES a vision in red!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I thought you had issued these earphones so that you could coach us in match tactics not to tell me that you're going to shag me senseless on the physio table after he match!