Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for auditioning son!

You did really well but unfortunately you didn't meet the standards required to become part of the first team!

However we do have a vacancy for a towel rail which you should fit quite well!

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[Sniffademskidz]

I'm really sorry young man! Yiu are a really gifted footballer but it's all so competitive at the moment!

Nevertheless I am in touch with a food manufacturing company and apparently there is a vacancy for somebody to make the holes in doughnuts!

I think you would be eminently qualified with that piece of equipment!

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[Sniffademskidz]

GEORGE BALDOCK on the left but I'd be more interested to know who his friend is! Fucking gorgeous!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Declan I'd love to sniff your ball!

My ball or my balls!?

Well both really!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

RICARDO ARAUJO of Uruguay!

He's actually only 21 but looks much older!



Nice arse though!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

KEVIN KURANYI on the left and now 38!

Used to be one of my crushes!

Obviously likes dancing although his partner seems less keen!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yep! I'm sure he's gonna score from that position!

And if he doesn't I fucking well will!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PAULO DYBALA!

Nice VPL despite interference from the watermark!

Amazing to see how Ronaldo is ageing! He is only 35 but even all that polyfilla he stuffs into his cracks ( which ones we ask!������!) is not doing the job!!

Staying young looking is all about having the right attitude IMHO!

Thought for the day perhaps!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ROBIN VAN PERSIE is another example of this rather unkind ageing process given that he is only 37!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

However I have always deemed him to be HIGHLY BUGGERABLE if such a word exists!

Regrettably it is unlikely to be my good fortune to bring my fantasies to fruition but one can dream!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You may have noticed that he is slightly bandy-legged which would of course facilitate entry to the pleasure dome!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous FABIAN SCHAR from Switzerland the land of cheese and chocolate and in this respect he doesn't disappoint!

Cheese from his feet and chocolate from his arse!



And here is his bitch!

So while he is emptying the contents of his bollox into her tight little snatch I'll be sampling some of the finest Lindt and Milka that Switzerland has ever produced!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hope you've got a good appetite lads cos dinner is served!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

timo werner!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CHRISTIAN GYTKJAER!

First prize for getting the pronunciation of his surname correct is a good sniff!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

EBERECHI EZE!

If you want to know where he gets his hair done it's

Mister Tarantula the chimney sweep!

As far as doing his arse hair well the job's out to tender and so far 2000 firms have put in bids!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

gregory wuthrich!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Drugs test mate!

Just got to check for crac in the crack!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

TRENT ALEXANDER ARNOLD!

So beautiful!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Congratulations 18 today and you move from the Youth team to the First team!

All those boys are licking their lips hoping to apply them to your pucker hole!

They all want to take your cherry but I've invested a lot of money in you and now I want a return on my investment!

THAT CHERRY'S MINE!

So down with your panties and ankles on my shoulders and in the words of the Roman emperors

Let the games begin!