Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Happy to chat to anyone who wants to talk about the horny issue of a man's arsehole!

I know a lot of you want to or you wouldn't have viewed the thread I started ten days ago!

In the word of the British Big Issue seller

Don't be shy! Give it a try!����

Look forward to hearing from some of you guys!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've just been searching in my German holiday phrase book for the expression in German for

"Let me ride the arse off you you fucking German cunt!"

These holiday phrase books have really gone downhill since I started travelling!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy is a Swedish footballer called Anton Hysen and is openly gay so if you decide to slip your hand between his legs while he's signing your matchday programme you don't need to worry that he will punch you in the face!

He will simply start cooing like a dove!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The only person that you will see Ronaldo kiss passionately is himself when he passes the mirror!

He loves himself but I'd still offer to carry out the 15 000 mile service on his arse and check that his spark plugs are in full working order!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Does anyone remember when Nicklas Helenius had his shorts pulled down!?

He has beautiful muscle definition and just look how those white undies cling to those beautiful buns!

Have I died and gone to arse heaven!?��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think it is really important not to overlook our friends down under who play in the AFL league! We mustn't overlook them but we would love to look over them ( or even inside them!)

I'm going to look out some more photos of these beautiful boys in their tight white shorts but in the meantime I have adapted their famous song Waltzing Matilda to fit this thread

Sniffing dem arseholes

Sniffing dem arseholes

Who'll cum a sniffing dem arseholes with me!

And I sniffed and I licked and I poked him in the pucker hole!

Who'll cum a sniffing dem arseholes with me!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Wouldn't these gorgeous boys make just the most delicious sandwich!

I wouldn't know whether to start nibbling daintily from the outside or split it in half!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Yep! He's of for the count I'm afraid! Don't worry about smelling salts!

I've got something much more pungent that's guaranteed to bring him round!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'll never wash this hand again Erik!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Kingsley Coman!

Right at the top of my shagathon bucket list!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

feeding time boys!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Filip Kostic was the starter and this is the main course!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hector Bellerin!

Are your panties blue or green!?

Rain damn you rain!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look sweetheart I really enjoyed it last night but I don't think you realise the damage you can do with that massive black mamba of yours! We European guys are not made like you! You really hurt me baby!

I love having you inside me and feeling that hot jizz flooding me but please try and be a bit more gentle in future!

It's not a penalty shoot-out!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thrusting the Dildo

Thrusting the Dildo

Who'll cum a thrusting the Dildo with me!

Plastic, rubber ooooo and honey in the jar

Who'll cum a thrusting the Dildo with me!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

People who are very highly paid sometimes don't have very stringent criteria when it comes to the choice of a wife!

One of the great unexplained mysteries of our time I suppose! A bit like the Bermuda triangle!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How can I tell her that after rodgering my teammates post match in the dressing room on a regular basis that I actually prefer meat to fish!

Nine out of ten pussy owners have found this!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

After great deliberation I have decided that I do actually believe in reincarnation and would like to come back as a football!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I know I'm going to end up with a broken nose when he lands but it will be worth it just to smell the crack of that arse!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I am a great fan of the linguistic device of ALLITERATION

So let's hear it for the

Fuck Phil Foden Firmly Fraternity!��������