Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

JOSH BROWNHILL is thinking of changing his name by deed poll to JOSH BROWNARSE!

Maybe the caption for the picture could be

Hey BROWNARSE here comes BROWNNOSE!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you look at the last picture I posted you will notice that the face of the player in light green is not directly aligned with Josh's shitter but I suppose that is just splitting hairs - exactly what the player in light green has got in mind I would imagine!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think you need to retune your SHAGNAV mate!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Having had a bird shit in my eye on one occasion i would generally say

"Don't look up!" but in this case I would make an exception!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The gorgeous THEO WALCOTT!

Let's not forget that the word THEO is Greek for God and what a Greek God!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ROBIN VAN PUSSY! Whoops I meant ROBIN VAN PERSIE!

An easy mistake to make!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think we all know that you play for Arsenal Hector so why have it emblazoned on your shirt!

If you are going to have that logo anywhere it should be on your shorts and written ARSE N ALL! With one arrow pointing to your arse and one to your cock and low hangers!

Oooool boys ! Just sniffadatshitter!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JAUME DOMERECH

Pretty in pink! You would do well to go to South Korea where the traditional colour for men is pink and blue for women! Role reversal!

However, they are a little less open to the gay scene there so if you strike that sort of pose hoping for your sweet little mancunt to be filled with a big Korean cock you are more likely to find yourself on the end of a policeman's truncheon!

Now there's a thought!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look Harry please don't slap my arse! You know that one touch from you just sends me wild and I end up cumming buckets!

Erik Lamela's got my jizz running down his neck!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THIERRY HENRY took his cat to the vet and this is the conversation that ensued!

-I'morry to bother you but I'm really worried about my pussy!

- What seems to be the problem?

-Well she keeps on meowing!

-In my experience when a pussy starts to meow it's because it's hungry!

-Oh really!?

-Yes but there's a simple solution! Give it a substantial portion of raw meat followed by some warm cream!

- Thank you very much! I'll certainly try that out when I get home!

- Yes once they have had the meat and the cream they are usually purring! Now let's see if we can employ the same tactic with that pussy in your pants!

- Oh so you keep raw meat and warm cream on the premises then!?

- Oh yes! Indeed we do! It's all here!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is that to take away or are you going to have it on the premises!?��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being of Italian descent myself I am very critical of its chaotic administration but I can't help thinking that when it comes to behaviour on the pitch we in the English Premier League have something to learn from the those cheeky little boys in Serie A!������

 

[latinyouth24]

dude this is my fantasy! That'd I'd walk into the lockerroom after a match and find them all getting ready to shower. Then they bend over and one by one I go and sniff each of their butts and taste them. I got lucky a few times over the years to sneak into lockerooms and sniff their underwear. Some of the best i've ever had.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

dude this is my fantasy! That'd I'd walk into the lockerroom after a match and find them all getting ready to shower. Then they bend over and one by one I go and sniff each of their butts and taste them. I got lucky a few times over the years to sneak into lockerooms and sniff their underwear. Some of the best i've ever had.

I think that you and I are very similar in our tastes!

Sometimes I can't decide whether I prefer a pair of filthy black socks to sniff or the mother of all skidmarks in a pair of tighty whities!

I did once ask one of the footballers in my local team for his autograph and when he asked me for the programme so that he could sign it I asked him to sign his underpants and told him that it was for my sister!����!

Would love to hear more about your experiences!��

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hey Mr Latin youth 24 this is one for you! You get into the dressing room and that guy in the middle is sitting there on his own! He eases his underpants down and his black socks and hands them to you! Oh boy! What a skidmark! You inhale deeply and then turn to those filthy sweaty smelly black socks!

No words are spoken but you move towards him lift up his legs and rest his ankles on your shoulders. The rest I leave to your imagination!

Sweet dreams!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Blue is the colour
Football is the game
Mason's pants are smelly
Cos I think he just came!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Please be gentle with me! I've never had a man inside me before!

-You must be fucking joking! My great hero was the Conservative politician Enoch Powell whose famous catchphrase was

"There shall be rivers of blood! "So you know what to expect!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Whoever invented compression shorts should be publicly hung drawn and quartered!

Please let's get back to tighty whities framed against white shorts with designer skidmarks!!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

OK lads shall we give the fans a real treat!

Let's pair up! One of you lies face upwards on the ground and your partner does squats over your face but just remember to lower your arse onto his face and stay there for a few seconds before raising those buns!

Guaranteed to drive the crowds wild! They'll be cumming in the aisles!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I have to admit to being saddened by the deterioration in any of the service industries today!

Her we have a perfect example!

This young lad went to the printers and ordered a T shirt with the following logo

I SUK
14
cocks
in the dressing room
every Saturday!

And this is what they printed!

Quite shocking!

That firm needs to be sued under the terms of the trades descriptions act!