Sniffing footballers' arses!

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The aptly named goalkeeper JACK BUTLAND!

One up from BUTLINS! If anyone is able to remember those holiday camps from hell!

 

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Lovely JUNIOR MORAES who probably should be renamed MOREASS!

Would love to be wearing his dirty underpants for my Coronavirus mask! As for the second picture! " Where's the problem sweetheart!? Daddy kiss it better!"������

 

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Some lovely German players with unpronounceable!e names and unforgettable arseholes!��

 

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MISTER ARSE 2020 goes to MATHEUS CUNHA!

Just look at the buns on that bitch boys!��

 

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Some of you may remember that towards the end of the 1960s a musical was adapted from the novel by Charles Dickens " Oliver Twist" and was entitled "Oliver" directed by Lionel Bart!

Personally I am not a great fan of musicals with one or two exceptions!

There are some fairly vomit-inducing songs in this one such as

In this life
One thing counts
In the bank
Large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees!
You've got to pick a pocket or two!

However I might be tempted out of my apathy should there be a song containing the following words

In this life
One thing counts
When you wank
large amounts
I'm afraid these don't satisfy!
You gotta prick a pucker or two boys!
You gotta prick a pucker or two!

As it was set in the 1960s maybe we could base our alternative musical on the England World Cup team 1966 with special reference to the drop dead gorgeous 21 year old George Best with his lovely sleek black hair , sexy Irish accent and other attributes! Let's face it. Who would have said no to pricking his pucker back in the day!��

 

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For those of you who don't remember the late great George Best ( 1946-2005)!

No arse pics I'm afraid but you can conjure up some sort of image just by looking at that cherubic face!��

 

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you gotta prick a pucker or two boys!������

 

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FRANK LAMPARD prepares for shots on two very different types of goal!

 

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ROLE REVERSAL!

Thee is a knock at the door and you open it to find that annoying little oik from next door who always used to send his footballs over your garden fence and pester you for them back a hundred times a day!

Well now it appears that the ugly duckling has become a swan and things get even better when he says to you:

"Hey Mr.Jones! I'm 18 today! I'm just came round to say that now I have reached the age of majority I need to act more responsibly and would like to apologize for all the times I sent my footballs into your garden!"

I am speechless! The combination of physical beauty plus repentance!

"I know I have no right to ask this "he went on v but I have always looked up to you! Sir would you make a man of me!?"

The next sound to be heard is the sound of a pair of jeans being ripped apart at the seam and the erect cock of a fifty year old man pistoning in and out of a couple of virgin buns!

The moans of the eighteen year old clearly indicate that he has been transported to Heaven and once the cum is dripping out of his arse and running down his legs he lovingly takes my balls in his mouth for what seems an inordinate length of time and so I just have to say

"HEY KID! CAN I HAVE MY BALLS BACK!"��

 

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So Valentin you are saying that you woke up in the dressing room with your shorts and underpants round your ankles experiencing a severe pain in the anal region!??

That is correct!

And what did you surmise from this!?

That my teammates had used me as a cum dump!

And did you challenge them!?

I did!

And what was their response!

They told me that they had lost the bottle opener and had decided to lift my legs up and use my arsehole to lever off those obstinate bottle tops!

No further questions your Honour!

 

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I'll order a number 5 to go please!

With mayonnaise!?

No I've got my own mayonnaise!

And ketchup!?

No he'll provide the ketchup!������

 

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The dreamy PATRICK LIPINSKI of the AFL!

Well we can all see that his LIPS are PINKSI but of course the big question on everyone's lips is

What colour is his pucker!?

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Introducing Belgian footballer LEANDER DENDONCKER and we all know what his surname rhymes with!

Still on a quest for arse pics so please be patient!����

 

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Still haven't found the gymnast thread but please do let me know if you find it!

JOSH COOK the Welsh gymnast is on the right but his friend in orange looks good enough to eat and is doubtless as juicy as a Jaffa orange but hopefully not seedless!

Please send me your smelly socks when you have finished training not to mention your skidded undies!������

 

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More of the little Welsh gymnast!

PHWOAR!!!!!!

I bet he bangs like a shithouse door in a gale!������

 

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DAVID BROOKS!

Either he stockpiled toilet down the front of his shorts when lockdown began or he takes his girlfriend to Heaven each time he rides her!������

 

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Still don't know where to put these photos of gymnasts unlike the coach who knows exactly where he wants to put his hands on our Max!

 

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Come on Sam don't be a tease! You know how much I want to sniff those sweaty socks!

 

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DIRK CARLSON could be laughing on the other side of his face if a fan of the opposing team decides to slam the door shut!����������

 

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SEBASTIAN GRIESBECK one of the two people totally unperturbed by the decision to close the hairdresser's to the public from 24 March to 4 July!

The other one being our own dear Boris Johnson pM!����