Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

There was a British painter of the seventeenth century called Anthony Van Dyke and this footballer is Virgil Van Dijk! Not sure if he ever painted dicks though!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

CHARLIE DIXON of Port Adelaide AFL on the left and HECTOR BELLERIN of Arsenal on the right!

Look at those arses! Almost a mirror image!������

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CHARLIE DIXON of Port Adelaide AFL on the left and HECTOR BELLERIN of Arsenal on the right!

Look at those arses! Almost a mirror image!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I daren't put into words what I am thinking in case I get sent to the Tower!

"Off with his head!" by order of the Duke of Cambridge!

As long as it's not the purple head in his pants!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have always loved this picture of Steven Gerrard!

Amazingly firm buttock there! Not sure what Isaac Newton would make of it and whether he would wish to amend his Law of Gravity based on this photo!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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A baby faced Steven Gerrard foolishly allows the owner of his first football club to give him a blow job without taking his false teeth out!

It took a couple of firemen an hour prise the gnashers from his throbbing dick and advised Steven to apply an ice pack to reduce the swelling!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm all in favour of innovation so if this is the way forward for penalty shoot-outs then bring it on I say!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Italian footballer CIRO IMMOBILE pronounced CHEERO IMMOBILAY!

I'm sure we would all like to see him IMMOBILAY!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

NOVAK DJOKOVIC!

Off topic I'm afraid but one cannot lose the opportunity to post any picture of these glorious glutes!

He certainly puts the JOCK in DJOKOVIC and as for NOVAK or even NO VAC I would be happy to slide the nozzle of my hoover up there!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOAO CANCELO VPL!

VPL stands for Visible Panty Line I have been told but there might be a case for Veritable Pucker Lick!

Whatever your fancy I'd be up there like a rat up a drainpipe!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Josh Bruce of the AFL!

Not much to look at but that arse is worth a sniff or two!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

EREN SAMI DINCKI!

Nothing dinky about him I bet!

What a fucking peach boys! Isn't he!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No idea who he is but the sort of thing you would like waiting for you after a tough ninety minutes out on the fielde������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

DAVID JAMES is reputed to be the one on the far right but to be quite honest I think I'd focus my attention on the one dead ahead!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A bit of TLC for LUKE O NIEN!

TLC being TONGUE LICKS CUNT!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ok baby you missed the penalty but how could you be expected to dive for it when the club boss had his gums wrapped round your plums! I know he fancies you but surely he could have waited a few minutes! The things that passion will drive us to!����

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Romanian footballer FLORIN AND ONE!

I think we would all be prepared to pay more than a florin to feast on those buns!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ROSS HASLAM!

Not sure about Lam! Looks more like beef to me but I'm a committed meat eater so not fussy!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not sure which member of the Portuguese national team this is but I certainly like what he's offering!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

In the words of Roman emperors

Let the games begin!

Or in this case

Let the charity shagathon begin!

How's that for a cum dump!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hi

Can't remember the name of this gorgeous German player cos since my accident my memory has gone down the pan but I'm sure a prescription of sniffing his dirty socks and pants four times a day will help restore it!������