Sniffing footballers' arses!

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BERNARDO FOLHA!

I can smell the seat of those jeans from here!��������

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MARCO REUS!

Inviting little crack

 

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BJORN KUIPERS!

Dutch referee born in 1973!

What is it about the year 1973 which has produced so many people who age prematurely?

 

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Thank you dear Lord for designing a man's arse so that it can easily accommodate our noses tongues and cocks!

 

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Is it absolutely necessary to go these lengths to demonstrate that after a six pound dump you clean your arse so thoroughly that not even the slightest skidmark is left on these gleaming white Calvins!

Do they cum much more vain than Cristiano Ronaldo!

 

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GRANIT XHAKA just checking on his tackle!

Yes it's all still there darling!

 

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GEIRGE RUSSELL racing driver!

So sweet in those little red lobster shorts! Would so love to sniff his arse! A dead ringer for TOBEY MGUIRE in his Spiderman suit!

 

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RHYS BENNETT on the right! Lovely arse!

What can the chant be from the terraces other than

BUGGER BUGGER BUGGER! Oh oy oy!

 

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Love this photo!

Surrounded on three sides by ARSE!

Lovely shot of a pair of white Calvins with some indecipherable stain on them!

 

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Don't really think this photo requires any comment!

Let's hope it is what we think it is!

 

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JAMAL LOWE!

Nothing low about this lad except maybe his low hangers dragging on the ground from the volume of cum they contain!

 

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Another bevvy of black beauties!

RHYS BENNET

RHYS HALL JOHNSON

JAMAL LOWE!

Utterly fuckerly!

 

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TYLER CORDNER!

With those eyes a cross between JESUS NAVAS Spanish footballer and Damian from the OMEN!

 

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Don't know why I couldn't go into the showers with all my mates after the match! Why did you want me to come here to your house and out me in the bath!?

 

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Look at that bitch in the middle! Do him 69 sniffing those filthy fucking feet either side of my head!

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Get your fingers right in the crack as if you were applying a skin cream

 

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CIRO IMMOBILE

Horny little Italian bastard! Look at that cock just ripe for for the sucking thereof!

 

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Italian footballer! I believe his name is TONELLI not that polite introductions would be the first item on my agenda !

 

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It's hardly rocket science!

One hand either side of the seam that runs up the seat of his shorts and pull in opposite directions to reveal either a hairy crack or a shaved pink rosebud!

 

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We've already mentioned one or two examples of premature ageing among members of the footballing fraternity but what of those exhibiting signs of premature obesity!

Derby County manager and pie taster extraordinaire 35 year old WAYNE ROONEY!

I refer to the old English saying " you dig your grave with your knife and fork!"

 

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INAKI WILLIAMS just checking whether he can get away with sticking two black fingers up his teammate's arse without anyone noticing!

 

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The guy in green is the goalkeeper for the Salford Youth team!

Would be worth a trip up to the land of the dark Satanic Mills for a sniff of that virgin arse!