Sniffing footballers' arses!

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28 year old GAKU SHIBASAKI!

Not sure what the significance of the number 10 is on.that shirt! Is he trying to tell us that he fucked that little Japanese peach ten times on their wedding night@? Answers on a postcard!

 

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" "Look son I know that you are concerned about the size of your dick but nobody in the dressing room is going to laugh at you! You've got such a sweet little shui that they'll be lining up to shag you at the end of the match! They might tweak your little tassel in a friendly gesture but what your teammates really want is to send three pints of hot jizz up your arse!"

 

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Gorgeous 18 year old KIDO TAYLOR-HART!

 

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romain saiss!

 

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RUBEN DIAS!

Man are you for real! ? Two gorgeous buns on a plate and you are all but saying " thank you but I've already eaten!"��������

 

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Super photo of the FODEN buttocks! If only the photo were more in focus to produce better definition but buggers can't be choosers( whoops sorry I meant beggars!)��������!

PHIL FODEN?

With the greatest of pleasure! I'd phil him full of the richest cream!��������

 

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24 year old DJIBRIL SOW!

Hopefully I'll be doing the SOWing of my seed!

 

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AMADOU HAIDARA!

"Nice pair of red bulls mate!"

Mind you your other pair of red bulls a bit lower down will be nice and red by the time I've finished rubbing them!����������

 

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I know you normally set out the red cones in the road but they've forgotten to bring the pneumatic drill with them today and they've got to make the holes in the road somehow!

 

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You shouldn't be enbarrassed son! We encourage all our players to stain their undies as much as possible! Quite apart from that one or two of the players are partial to a hot chocolate at half time and the combination of that shitty arse of yours and the milk from those pert nipples should be just what the team physio ordered!

 

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FLORIAN SCHNORRENBERG!

Nature can sometimes be cruel!

Quite apart from.the fact that that is just about the naffest name that anybody could be born with this guy is the closest approximation to a cross between Mr.Bean and Count Dracula you are ever likely to cum across ( and let's face it with a face like that you've gotta be pretty desperate to cum across it!)

 

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EDEN HAZARD and THORGEN HAZARD and the third member if the triumvirate whose name escapes me!

Being trapped between those three sets of buttocks would indeed be HAZARD-Arse but I've never declined a challenge and there are obvious "perks" from being in the vicinity of such "pert" mounds!

 

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Turkish goalkeeper ARDA OZCIMEN!

Can just imagine as he's pounding your pussy and you are calling out

"Arda Ozcimen! Pound me arda!"��������

 

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I'm sure nobody would oppose Ched Evan's application for membership of the PMP club!

 

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This picture should be in the National Portrait Gallery!

Guys in hoodies tend to have the tighest shapeliest most shaggable arses on earth!

No idea why but I'm not complaining! When I'm on the bicycle and I cum up behind one I have been known to shout out "Phwoar!" and then pedal off for dear life!

 

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Love those socks above the knees! Would like to know who he is! He can't be so ugly that they've had to obscure his face with the ball!

 

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That'll teach me to stick my nose up somebody's arse when I think nobody's watching!

Don't know what he's had for dinner but the blast from that arse could shattet fourteen windows and the smell alone could wipe out a whole continent!

 

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Would love to see the sequel to these photos a few hours down the line!

 

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CHED EVANS, RYAN YATES and ZORRO all registering their candidature for the PMP/PDP club!

 

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BEN CHILWELL putting his oar in!