Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

CHRIS SMALLING!

Misnomer of the century I should think! Whatever is lurking in his pants is no "small thing" and could doubtless have been of great use to Christopher Columbus when he set out to travel to the Indies from Spain!
" OK Chris if we just tie that up in Cadiz at least we'll know how far we'll have travelled!"

 

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Regrettably I have mislaid the names of all these beautiful boys who have kissed the Blarney Stone but I'm sure it won't take you long to Google them!

 

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As you know I have a penchant for black men but the thing that I like about the Orientals is that they always seem to keep their smelly black socks o when they are being 69d and whoever is fucking them never misses a chance to run their nose up the seat of their Calvin Kleins in the hope of alighting on a well placed skidmark!

 

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Once again I apologise for anonymity but I think you will agree that they were worth posting!

 

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24 year old HARRY WILSON!

Just look at the definition on those legs! I just have an overriding desire to whip those boots off and sniff those smelly white socks before running my nose along the crack of his arse!

 

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I think the goalkeeper needs a lesson about where to put his hands!

 

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Polish ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI showing off his country seat!

 

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29 year old British British tennis player JOE SALISBURY and his sweaty crack! Just imagine the state of his undies after going 5 sets with DJOKOVIC!

 

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Luis Alberto ( I think!) ! A dead ringer for Alexis Sanchez !

 

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Austrian footballer STEFAN POSCH!

I have heard of "being up at the crack of Dawn" but "being up at the crack of Stefan !" Well......

 

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Dutch goalkeeper NICK OLIJ with his tongue out usually indicating great concentration but my tongue would be aimed at the green crack!

 

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The gorgeous RICK STUY VAN DEN HERIK!

You can just about see the definition on that arse!

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Here is RICK once again trying to find the best means of entry!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

UNAI REMENTERIA!

Would love to give those feet a good sniff!

 

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CRISTIANO RONALDO has still got a tight pair of buns at the age of 36!

 

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CHRISTIAN STREICH is hiding down one of his players but the big question is whether the player in question is to be sniffed rimmed fucked or spanked!

 

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BRANDON WILLIANS assumes the position as his long overdue initiation ceremony at Norwich gets underway!

 

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Hey Bernardo your English might not be the best but it's "tighty white Calvin's with extra skidmarks to go" that we ordered and not "T shirt!"

 

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The name of this goalie escapes me but worth posting I'm sure you will agree!

 

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The coach of Colchester United told me that we might have to be brought on from the subs bench at half time if things looked bad but I haven't heard anything yet!

That's probably because they played on Friday evening!

 

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I've heard that Jamie Vardy is a bit of a one for the girls so if I put myself in his path do you think he will have his wicked way with me Trace!?

Cos he will Shal provided he's brought his industrial strength brown paper bag and a plank to strap to his arse so he doesnt fall in!