Sniffing footballers' arses!

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24 year old MARIN PANGRACIC also has a couple of fine ASSets!

 

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Meet the new signing for Colchester United ! His name is SCAPEGOAT and he may be in for a rough ride!

 

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He's making a list and checking it twice!
"Is there anyone here called Goldmann or Weiss!?"
Oscar Schindler's coming to town!

 

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Gives new meaning to the expression

"To give someone a blowjob!"

 

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Dutch soccer player GUUS TIL 24 on Wednesday!

Imagine following him up the steps of the plane mesmerised by those two globes vying for supremacy within those black sweatpants!

Have you ever tried getting your nose as close to a man's arsecrack as you can without his noticing when you are behind him on an ascending escalator!?

Don't be shy! Give it a try!

 

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JOAO CANCELO who gave birth to the expression " the itch that makes you scratch!"

 

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This is ARTEM DOVBYK who in tandem with GARETH BAK
LE is demonstrating to the world that there may have been something in what Darwin was saying!

 

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If you are conversant with the expression

"I thought all my Christmases had cum at once!"

at least now you will know where it orginates from!

 

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20 year old Senegalese footballer NICOLAS JACKSON!

Just look at the trail of sweat running down the side of his face and you can bet your life there is an equally delicious one making its way down between the cheeks of his arse after a tough ninety minutes on the field!

Both trails highly lickable!

 

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27 year old HARIS BELKEBLA from Algeria!

Who in their right mind would refuse an extra helping of his couscous!

You can just see little Oliver Twist salivating at the mouth as he says to the beadle

"Please Sir! Can I have some more!?"

 

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The guy on the right might have a little "willy wonka" but I can handle that ( no pun intended!)especially as I am more interested in his chocolate factory!!

 

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When I was a little boy my heart would sink when I looked under the Christmas tree to find the tiniest parcel with my name on it but on Christmas morning my eyes would light up when I opened the parcel to find within a gold watch or a gold ring and my mother would smile and say

"You see darling the biggest surprises come in the smallest packages!"

The moral of the story is

"Don't believe everything your parents tell you!"

 

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39 year old Brazilian coach THIAGO MOTTA!

That is some athletic and erotic pose indicating that he could have had a career as a ballet dancer and I'm sure we would all have loved to see his "pas de deux "not to mention his "paire de deux!"

 

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19 year old Owen Beck who plays for Liverpool!

"Look Owen as a cyclist I can tell you that if you don't make sure your helmet is on tight you are going to have an accident and the same applies when you are balls deep inside your girlfriend!"

 

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I've heard of the expression "to look through a glass darkly" but "to look through a hexagon hungrily!" Well now that is indeed very appetizing!

 

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27 year old JAVIER MANQUILLO looks great in those sexy blue trackie bottoms and would look even better in a MANQUILLO MANKINI!

 

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26 year old SAMU CASTILLEJO looks super sexy! He's one little Christmas cracker I'd just love to pull!

 

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Sexy racing driver CHARLES LECLERC seems to be having trouble with his tie! Let's hope he doesn't get "tongue tied" especially when it matters!

 

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Lovely picture of little LUKE THOMAS and we are ever hopeful of seeing big brother JOHN THOMAS at some point ( AND his point!)

 

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This is probably one of the hardest parts of being a guard in the Royal Household! We are expected to stand to attention and not move a muscle when foreign tourists want to have a photo taken with us not to mention having their wicked way with us!