Sniffing footballers' arses!

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French athlete KEVIN MAYER!

 

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BRIAN GRAHAM of Partick Thistle!

And if he ever sits on a thistle i'll be more than happy to apply soothing ointment to the affected area!

 

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I extend the same generous offer to their 24 year old goalkeeper JAMIE SNEDDON!



Young Jamie is obviously also an aficionado of hockey and if he ever finds himself in need of a puck......

 

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Sweet little SAMMIE SMODICSZ was my pin up boy when he played for Colchester United but now he has moved to Peterborough to experience the society of PETER BURROW seen below!

 

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Can you imagine what that dressing room must smell like!?

If only I could bottle the aroma of sweaty socks and skidmarks and bottle it! It would be a best-seller!

 

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If anyone is interested that arse belongs to TAYLOR RAPP!

 

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42 year old coach BENAT SAN JOSE in a recent interview talked about the pressures of being a football coach but said that these were all cancelled out when at the end of a victorious match your eleven boys lift you up and "toss" you into the air all vying to be the one who can get their finger in the crack of your arse!!!!

 

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Muchas grassy-arse Hector!

 

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25 year old Perry Ng Thian-Hee ( there's a name to get your tongue round!)

Just wondering if the man with the grey hair at the foot of the picture is about to sniff Perry's arse!

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Whoops! Here's the picture!

 

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"Are you all right on your own there love!?"

"Yes I can't understand it! The stadium was full five minutes ago but I went to get a sarnie out of me bag and one of my fingers dropped off! So I said to the man next to me " it's all right mate! I've just come back from Brazil and I've got a touch of leprosy! I don't know! People seem to worry about any little thing these days!"

 

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BRANDON WILLIAMS is 21 years old and he wears number 21 so does that mean that 21 thrusts between the cheeks of his arse should be sufficient to send 21 fluid ounces of mancream up his shitter and thus give rise to a 21 gun salute!?

 

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Nottingham Forest may have beaten Leeds last night but nothing would impel me to have NFFC tattooed painfully and incomprehensibly on the inside of my lip!

It should more properly stand for

Never
Fear
Feckless
Chavs!

 

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21 year old figure skater NATHAN CHEN appears to have his hands full here but being a very well brought up young man he has learned never to speak with his mouth full!

 

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Adaptation of an old English nursery rhyme LITTLE JACK HORNER!

For "Jack Horner" read "Jack Grealish!"

Little Jack Horny
Was watching a porny
Eating his girlfriend's c*nt!
He put in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said
" hang on a minute! I'm supposed to be taking your cherry not your plum! This is the wrong fruit and a contravention of the trades' description act!"

 

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Fresh-faced 18 year old CHARLIE MCNEILL of the Manchester United under 23 squad!

 

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Superb definition on the torso and legs of Ollie Watkins!
Aston Villa were so unlucky last night!



Bruno Fernandes

 

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Can you imagine what that dressing room must smell like!?

If only I could bottle the aroma of sweaty socks and skidmarks and bottle it! It would be a best-seller!

It's got to be Patrick Bamford for me! Second from the right! Look at the definition omn his V and his lovely smelly feet!

 

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Perverted and lascivious as I may be even I have limits and boundaries and anything approaching the
profane or blasphemous is a no no with me! I am sure that this picture of NICO IGLESIAS is perfectly innocent but if it is intended to mimic the crucifixion then I have pity for those that devised it!

This is a much more acceptable photo of this beautiful young man!

 

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JOHN SOUTTAR!

Nice pair of tits!

 

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Can't remember who any of these are but who cares what's in a name when the important thing is what is in their pants!