Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

German soccer player ROBERT GLATZEL!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can only dream of getting the chance to sniff DECLAN RICE's feet!

And suck JUDE BELLINGHAM's tits



And sniff this arse whoever it belongs to!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

LUKE THOMAS of Leicester City!

Look at the veins standing out on his neck! Can just imagine the veins on his windy following suit!

Regrettably I can't show a picture of that so you will have to make do with a picture of his lovely arse instead!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These two photos give new meaning to the question

"Do you dress to the left or the right Sir!?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

That gorgeous tight arse on number 16 which is not as much in focus as I would like belongs to 20 year old TARAS GUMULKA!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can only begin to imagine what Phil's crack must smell like and to be able to fill Phil's crack! Well that is just beyond imagination!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You will have heard of the GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF!

Well this is the GREAT BRITISH JACK-OFF!

Five footballing studs guaranteed to have you jacking off big time!

What a jackfest!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you want to put a name to a face thry are

JACK GREALISH
JACK HAMILTON
JACK WHITTAKER
JACK PATTERSON
JACK HENDRY!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PAULI DYBALA!

Arguably my favourite Argentinian rump steak! They do meat so well out there!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

George Blackwoid and Ben Gartoty!

"Straight" off the pitch and "straight" into the studios of STRICTLY CUM DANCING!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

ELIJAH BONNER DIXON sporting a very respectable cum face!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Have you ever had the delightful experience of going up a hill either on a bike or in a car and staring you right in the face is the tightest pair of buns ever to grace a pair of lycra shorts or sweatpants bouncing up and down on the seat of a bicycle and strapped to the back of the rider is a large square box bearing the words

JUST EAT!

Well boys I would simply put two and two together and interpret that as the best bloody invitation to rim someone that I was ever likely to get!

Probably a hunky first year University student from Africa India or South America just wanting to make a bit of money to supplement his meagre income!

I am tempted to stop the boy when he dismounts from the bicycle and say

"I am happy to dine al fresco if you like but you can cum back to my place if you prefer!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Mexican footballer MAXIMILINO ARAUJO seems to fill out those dinky soccer shorts very well and there is nothing MINIMILiano about him!

He is all MAXIMILiano!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Brazilian footballer TUTA!

 

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Who could be so cruel as to take advantage of this little sweetheart when he is in such pain!!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

" It's still very wet and quite muddy!"

"Yep! It's certainly looking that way from where I am standing!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"That's amazing! So just by sniffing my feet you can tell that I'm going to make it in professional football!?"



"Well of course you can sniff the seat of my underpants if it will help you to make up your mind whether to put me in the starting line next Saturday!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I am Mister Binky Linky and I'm the owner of this football club!

You have signed up with us so you can forget your girlfriend's minky cos I'll sniff your stinky pinky and drinky from your dinky winky!

What do you thinky!? Is that kinky!?

 

[cyesman]

Love this thread! Benn looking for somewhere to chat about sweat footy arse! Top of my list are Eden Hazard and Jack Grealish... Anyone wanna chat filthy?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

No idea who this guy is but just look at those mammaries! No wonder he's holding the cup under his tit! Just squeeze the nipple and he's got full cream milk to add to his coffee! If he prefers clotted cream he's just got to place the cup a bit lower and massage his black mamba!