Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Here are some more Egyptians worth a Google!

TAHER MOHAMED
MOHAMMED HANY
HAMAD FATHY

 

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Korean footballer LEE JAE SUNG is certainly not backward in cumming forward!

And here he is looking very fine!

I'm sure that the combination of kimchi and bulgogi is guaranteed to ensure that his pink pucker is worth a good post dump sniff!

 

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The Six Nations rugby tournament is certainly providing us with a plethora of pulchritudinous pussy!



LIAM WILLIAMS
HAMISH WATSON
MELVYN JAMINET
ROMAIN NTAMACK

are all names that you should be punching into Google with one hand while your other hand in anticipation of what is to meet your gaze............

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The Six Nations rugby tournament is certainly providing us with a plethora of pulchritudinous pussy!



LIAM WILLIAMS
HAMISH WATSON
MELVYN JAMINET
ROMAIN NTAMACK

are all names that you should be punching into Google with one hand while your other hand in anticipation of what is to meet your gaze............

 

[Sniffademskidz]

More of NTAMACK and JAMINET!

 

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23 year old Norwegian tennis player CASPER RUUD!

Lovely pair of tits on him! Would love to breastfeed from them! Well it would be RUUD not to!

 

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Just look at the SHIT CHUTE on SCHLOTTERBECK!

Now try saying that with your mouth full!!!!!!

 

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Hard to believe that 19 year old JAMES MCATEE is legal but he is boys! He really is! If you don't believe me then Google him once you've ogled him!!!

 

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Here's DOMINIC CALVERT-LEWIN looking as if he has walked straight off the set of JESUS OF NAZARETH!

 

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"Brandon may we commend you on a valiant effort in trying to distract the Man City players from the task in hand by flashing your silky brown limbs and thrusting that smelly little arsehole of yours in their faces at every opportunity!

It just didn't work this time but take heart from the words of the erstwhile King of Scotland Robert the Bruce who is reputed to have said

"If at first you don't succeed just suck cock!"

I might have got that one wrong or it might have got corrupted in translation with the passage of 800 years!

 

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Can't remember who this chap is but he is arguably the closest thing to a human gazelle in existence!

 

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KIERAN DEWSBURY HALL has an arse that is guaranteed to tease clotted cream from the most desiccated bollocks!

 

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Another fine picture of this footballing demi-god!

He would certainly be eligible to audition for the part of Our Lord should there ever be a remake of Jesus of Nazareth!

 

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In the days before seating became compulsory at football matches it was possible to "chance one's arm" if you will pardon the pun by slipping one's hand surreptitiously between the legs of the fit young chav in front of you and massage his perineum very gently through his grey sweatpants!

If you were fortunate enough to meet with no resistance you could then take things to the next level by whispering sweet five syllabled nothings into his ear and if you were very lucky you might be privileged to hear by way of response

"I haven't got a fucking clue what you're saying mate but keep using them long words cos they're giving me the fucking horn!!!!!!!!"

 

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MARCUS SMITH!

Happy 23rd birthday young man!

Congratulations on a fine performance yesterday! If your girlfriend is Italian then it's a double whammy for you on this Valentine's Day as you will have screwed Italy twice in two days!!!!!

33-0!

I hope you are not intending to assault her little pussy 33 times to celebrate the victory!

You may be familiar with the expression

"To spare a maiden's blushes" but you may not be conversant with the less well-known expression

"To spare a maiden's bush!"

 

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Being an English language specialist I have been racking my brains recently trying to work out a collective noun for a group of pretty pink puckers!

I have cum up with

A "nosegay" of pink puckers!

This seems to fit the bill rather well as the word "nosegay" traditionally refers to a small bunch of fragrant flowers and let's face it boys nothing smells more fragrant than the arsehole of a fit young man after ninety minutes on the football field! The second syllable of the word speaks for itself I think!

 

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22 year old Scottish rugby player CAMERON REDPATH!

I am not sure whether his surname is an indication that his anal canal has been well serviced but the word DYSON is sprawled across the back of his shorts in one picture and Dyson meaning a make of vacuum cleaner maybe that is where the nozzle goes!!!!

 

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OKSY YOSUGLU is a 27 year old Turkish footballer!

If he is trying to tell us that he is okay then I would say that he is MORE than okay with an arse like that!

 

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Never was a footballer more aptly named than 26 year old MARIO HERMOSO who plays for Atletico de Madrid!

"Hermoso"means "beautiful" by the way!

"This is indeed a situation in which actions speak louder than words so bend over young man and let me sniff my way to Heaven!"

 

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33 year old Damien Suarez of Uruguay!

Love the way his shorts have ridden to the top of those silky brown limbs!

 

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Such a fine picture of little Lukey Thomas with a package guaranteed to satisfy any young lady as she runs her fingers through his hair! Mmmmm!

I see he is sporting number 33 in homage maybe to our victory in the rugby yesterday!

Just think what it would have been like to have little Lukey in that rugby scrum....his white shorts covered in the handprints of teammates and opponents alike......the senses are racing boys....I need to lie down!!!!!