Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Sorry chaps but some anonymous caps for your delectation! Just can't remember who they are!

 

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Anonymous part 2

 

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Anonymous part 3

 

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Southampton bonding before their thrashing by Man City!
That big tight arse in blue belongs to FRASER FORSTER!

 

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KIERNAN DEWSBURY-HALL's arse is still worth looking at even when it's out of focus!!!!

 

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Real Betis numbers some serious hunks among its players

SERGIO CANALES
BORJA IGLESIAS
HECTOR BELLERIN
MARC BARTRA
GUIDO ROGRIGUEZ



Sort 'em out!!!!

 

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20 year old goalkeeper NIKLAS HEDL!



I'm sure we'd all like to see him " niklas!"

 

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33 year old DUSAN TADIC looking very good!



And of course our Phil never disappoints!!!

 

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I'm convinced that there is a psychological link between the following

Fine Art
Fine Dining
Fine Arse

To which the following pictures will attest!

 

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There is a consensus of opinion that the Grealish arse is arguably the finest and his buns do indeed have much merit but I have detected a certain lack of pertness in those mounds since he first graced the pitch with that long hair looking like bugs bunny!

However let it be understood that if I ever came face to face with the Brummy buns I would ,to use a snooker metaphor, certainly lick away at the brown in order to get to the pink!

 

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There seems to be some cross-pitch communication between the coaches of these two opposing German teams!

GUERINO CAPRETTI is either indicating to ROBERT KLAUS that he will see him at 2pm or that he is expecting to get at least TWO fingers up his arse!!!

 

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I wholeheartedly concur with the words on this banner but it's not just sweating ON the pitch but also OFF it!



These boys are obviously ready to work up a sweat in the changing room!



In September 1940 our erstwhile prime minister of blessed memory Winston Churchill delivered his famous speech to the people of Britain containing the words

"All I can offer you is blood, sweat and tears!"

I suppose that if you are an experienced footballer about to take the cherry of a barely legal cherub from the academy team with his legs wrapped round your neck you might well be pronouncing the very same words!!!!!!!

 

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It's official!

The International Football Federation has agreed to a new design of shorts for footballers!

Soccer players have admitted to a build-up of sexual tension during matches which prevents them from concentrating on the "subject in hand"!

They have said that it is no longer possible for them to wait till the end of the match to drag their bitches to the car park and bang them senseless on the back seat of the car!

The footballing federation has therefore agreed that each pair of shorts should henceforth be designed with a quick release zip or stud fastener in the seat to facilitate easy access!

This means that players will be able to get their rocks off and shoot their load up the arse of the nearest available player before getting back to the all important matter of winning the match!!!

 

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22 year old Eddie Murphy lookalike ALEXANDER ISAK came to Sweden via Eritrea!



Just look at those buns boys!

I'd ease down those shorts and his panties and bury my nose between those cheeks!

Then, to borrow a snooker analogy, I woukd kiss the brown until it was pink and when I'd potted the pink I would flip him over onto his back and deal with the black ball! Well both of them really!

 

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26 year old German footballer NIKLAS STARK!

Another one who needs to be "stark naked" or at least "stark niklas!!!!!"

 

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And here are the photos

 

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Looks as if swimmer Jack LAUGHER is about to get his FUNNY bone licked! Or could it be his funny BONER!?

 

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He can rub his sweaty ass all over my face and there is nothing that would make me happier!

 

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If DUSAN TADIC continues to grow downstairs he may soon have to change his name from TADIC to HARDIC!

 

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26 year old gymnast NILE WILSON is pretty hot but I have to say that his coach DAVE MURRAY is even hotter!!!



Black men really do it for me as I believe I have confessed once before but there can also be some nice surprises at the other end of the colour chart!



Would love to see him getting it on with MAX WHITLOCK and how about beautiful MARCOS GEORGIOU from Cyprus!?!?