Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

This is my very favourite picture of him ! Those feet are just begging to be worshipped but where the fuck are his smelly socks!!!!!

 

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20 year old SAM PERRY who plays for Walsall!



I was fortunate enough to get up close and personal with this little fucker this afternoon as Walsall played Colchester United!

I watched his little arse gyrating about in his shorts but I'm not sure whether he cottoned on to the fact that I was winking at him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you know that your English is not so good it's always a good idea to get an interpreter to assist when you sign a contract!

Article 31 sub section 42a clearly states

"The manager of the club reserves the right to make a man of any of the boys cumming up from the academy to the first team!"

 

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34 year old Uruguayan BRUNO FORNAROLI plays for Perth!



He could always change his surname by deed poll.to

FORNACATE

which might spice up.his sex life!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Oh sweetheart you mustn't worry that you are hung like a baby carrot! When you signed up to become team cumdump the size of your dick was not taken into consideration!

You have a mouth-watering shitter that's going to be filled on a regular basis with the semen of all the top players in the Premier League!



Pump that rump!

Hump hump hump till you dump dump dump!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"The physio got held up in traffic and we've got no painkillers at the moment but if I sit on your face and let out the mother of all farts it might help to divert your attention from the pain!"

 

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"I've never seen such a skilful bowler before! You've taken so many middle wickets it's unbelievable but there's just one more middle wicket I'd like you to take and it's dangling between my legs!"

 

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"I know how versatile you are as a player but you must be pretty versatile in the bedroom too if the logo on that shirt is anything to go by!

SBOTOP!?

Slutty Bottom or Top!

Well I'm having you taken off the pitch in about five minutes to be replaced by one of your teammates and then you can show me how well you can perform as a slutty bottom!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So not content with screwing us 4-0 on the pitch you want to put the icing on the cake by screwing ME!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There are several meanings of the word MATCH in English two of which are" a competitive sporting event" and "finding a compatible person with whom to form a relationship!"

So to quote a famous English proverb:

"Kill two birds with one stone" as we see in these photos!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Japanese footballer HIROKI ITO!

Not being a Japabese speaker myself I doubt whether the translation of ITO is EAT but we live in hope !
If I could have his arse surgically attached to my face I think the surgery would be worth it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are interested to know the story behind this photo little Sam Perry had just been signed up for his first league team and had turned up suited and booted to the press conference!

Apparently the team coach was absolutey bowled over by the sight of Sam in his suit, took him into his office, pushed him face down onto his desk, ripped the seat of his trousers apart at the seams and emptied two pints of jizz into the lad's shitter!

The camera team and local reporters burst into the office and started flashing ( their cameras you understand!) and a dazed and traumatised Sam Perry had no option but to give the press conference with a stream of cum dripping out of his arse and onto the floor!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This may be 2022 but it would appear that courting rituals have changed little since the time of Neanderthal man!

 

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Another couple who have found romance through MATCH.COM

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So what's the biggest cock you've ever sucked!?"

"Hang on! I'm a cricketer and I haven't come to answer questions about my sex life! If you care to look at what's written behind me you will see the words

SOMERSET CCC

which stand for Somerset County Cricket Club!

"They certainly do but the satnav on your car is obviously playing up 'cos the cricket club is down the road!

This is the Somerset Cock Chomping Club!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If 19 year old JACK GINNIVAN of the afl wants to know what he's going to look like when he is three times his present age.........



Then here is the sobering truth.....

 

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Not for the faint-hearted I'm sure you will agree!

 

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20 year old MALCOLM ROSAS of the afl



I'd love to be kneeling down behind him in this photo!

I'd put some fucking ROSAS in those cheeks!

 

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27 year old SAM HORNBY goalkeeper for Colchester United!



I was privileged to give him a brisk handshake yesterday afternoon but I would rather have patted his arse as he went by!



Here's a cheeky example of symmetry for you!

He certainly lives up to his surname HORN BOY!

 

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28 year old Pakistani cricketer HARIS RAUF!

A propos of nothing one wonders whether HARIS RAUF might not be the Pakistani equivalent of ROLF HARRIS!

Anyway when one reaches a certain age it becomes inadvisable to trust a fart!

Here we see Haris letting out the mother of all farts!



And then the cold light of day dawns as he realises that he has followed through and the seat of his underpants is now warm and wet and bearing stains that will need the attention of an industrial sized scrubbing brush!