Sniffing footballers' arses!

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25 year old JERRY YATES plays for Blackpool and by means of his shirt he is trying to communicate the fact that his dick is pretty versatile with a lot of resistance!

This is also backed up by the letters EFL ( Erection for Life and not just for Christmas!)
As for "play-offs" maybe that should read "Jack-offs!"

 

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He really is one horny fucker!

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I love this picture of RYAN YATES and JERRY YATES although they share the same surname there is no relation! Well no family relations that is! As to other forms of relation I simply could not say!

 

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As I believe I have said in a previous post the guys with the plainer, nerdiest, palest looking faces tend to be those with the tightest, tastiest, smelliest arseholes!

Let's take JORDAN PUCKFIRD fir one!

 

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Another example is 21 year old ANTHONY PATTERSON

 

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Nor must we forget 32 year old MATT SMITH who plays for Salford and should not be confused with MATT SMITH who played Prince Philip in the Crown!

 

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Last but not least MATTY PEARSON!

 

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24 year old MICHAEL MCKERNAN plays Gaellic football!



If I managed to get his knickers off on a quiet and solitary Irish Moor and slipped my todger up his anal canal I suppose I'd be called a "shit shagger!"

And what a beautiful arse it is!



I am familiar with the expression sheepshagger to describe lonely men with few interpersonal skills who can only get their rocks off inside one of our ovine friends!

 

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Introducing 23 year old German footballer of North African descent AYMEN BARKOK!



I'm sure he's got the kind of KOK that you would be happy to see in any BAR and once you'd seen it doubtless you'd be saying AYMEN!!!!

The double irony is that he was born in Frankfurt so he is a Frankfurter with a massive Frankfurter!!!!

 

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JACK SILVAGNI plays for the BLUES but I'm sure once you'd inspected the state of his shitter you would be in a position to confirm that he'd be well qualified to play for the BROWNS!

 

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I can't say that I have ever really be turmed on by a ginger ginga but if BEN STOKES were to bend over in front of me I'd happily STOKE his fireplace!



There may be autumn red and brown leaves on his head but there's a roaring winter fire in his grate that needs stoking and poking!

 

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If you are looking for three good reasons to take up cricket here they are:

 

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So if you are looking for a "rump by rump" guide

Number 21 is 30 year old ROB KEOGH and here's a headshot of him so that you can see whether you'd rather kiss the cheeks on his face or the cheeks of his arse or both!!



Number 15 is 27 year old LEWIS MCMANUS



And number 18 is 29 year old WILL YOUNG



And if you are not satisfied with that little trio you can always join them to make up a quartet!

 

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20 year old NICOLA ZALEWSKI who plays for ROMA and of Polish origin



I have to say that I have fancied him ever since I saw this photo of him which engendered within me an overriding desire to smell his feet!



Judging from these two photos it looks as if number 59 is in for a 69 or even a 99!!!!

 

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I think I'd rim that little bugger in full view of all those spectators and risk arrest!

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained!"

 

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Sorry! Photo to accompany previous text!

 

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I hear on the football grapevine that NICOLO ZANIOLO got hold of LUKE THOMAS' mobile number and sent him the following message:

" Hey Lukey do you remember the time when we met in a bar and I said "if Roma play Leicester we will beat you!?" and you said

"Fuck you Zaniolo!"

Well we have beaten you Lukey and here I am lying on my back waiting for you to make good your words!"

 

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Too late! Looks as if JAMIE VARDY has spotted ZANIOLO on his back and is going to do Luke's job for him!

 

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Although I have been quite hard ( no exaggeration! ) on Andrea Ranocchia on the issue of premature ageing he does look particularly fine in this photo and nothing like a frog as his surname suggests!

 

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These newly designed shorts with the quick release fastener in the seat have been such a boon to football!

 

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These three lads from the academy team have just been given the chance to play with the big boys in the first team and have acquitted themselves really well!



They have certainly contributed to the club's promotion in the LEAGUE table and they have been passed fit on the PHYSIO's table so let's see if they pass the final hurdle which is "face down" or "on their backs" on the MANAGER'S table!!!!