Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

"Excuse me Sir but there are three more boys outside whom you have promised first team trials to!"

"OK can you ask them to strip down to their socks and then bring me their underpants before I interview them!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When I make a substitution I like to send the new player onto the pitch with a slap of the arse hoping to sniff my hand when nobody's looking but if I'm going to get a decent smell I need to find a way of getting my fingers in their crack! Mmm! Back to the drawing board!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"If you're feeling hot and your dick's on fire
Who ya gonna call!?

COCKBUSTERS!"



"I can't hear you!""""

( Just had to be Virgil Van Dick!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't remember who this afl player is but I just love the mole on his cheek!



I wish I were a mole and then I could burrow between his OTHER cheeks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I bet there's nothing LIGHT about the milk from the tits of MATTHIAS DE LIGT!



My money's on FULL FAT and let's not get started on the cream from his bollocks!!! ( much as we'd like to tuck into it!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I often ask my hairdresser "so who cuts YOUR hair then!?" and a similar sort of question to my dentist so the big question is

"Who physios the physio!?"

Especially if he's got an arse like this one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old LUIS LAWRIE-LATTANZIO!



A bit of a mouthful I'm sure you will agree and I'm not talking about the contents of his shorts!

Horny little fucker isn't it???!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Judging by the expression on his face one of his teammates has just thrust his middle finger up Luis' arse and he obviously hasn't bothered to cut his fingernails for several months!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"To give someone succour" is an old English expression meaning "to give someone relief!"

That's exactly what we need to do to our little Jack especially after the events of Wednesday night!



If I succour his pucker and his plonker I might end up with a chocolate milkshake!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you've seen the film "Snakes on a Plane" you will certainly want to see the python in HIS pants!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old JUAN FOYTH from Argentina whose name in translation sounds so much like JOHN FILTH!!



Just look at those feet! They are simply aesthetic perfection so please please please give me your filthy fucking socks!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Juan Foyth is another one who appears to be intimating by means of his shirt that

Anal
Is
Amazing

although he doesn't specify whether he is speaking as donor or recipient!!!



I'm sure he is sufficiently affluent to be able to pay somebody to scratch his itches!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I think that the message from this photo is

"There is nothing finer than a back door diner!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm sure that 32 year old DANIEL RICCIARDO and 22 year old LANDO NORRIS would make a fine pairing!



The backcloth says

HEINEKEN

and I'm sure that DANIELKEN once he gets into his stride!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Is this the ultimate definition of torture!?



You finish your workout sporting the mother of all boners and a consequent desperate need to get your rocks off but try as you might you just can't get those bloody boxing gloves off!

Fortunately the cleaner of the gym is still there and acknowledging your predicament he drops to his knees without a word being spoken, takes your firm rod in his mouth and massages your buns!

As he eases your panties down his middle finger slides further and further inside your hungry pink pucker! In and and out and in and out until your resistance crumbles and your hot sweet white nectar slides down the back of his throat!

You want to shake his hand in recognition of the service he has done you but these fucking gloves......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The rather intriguing phenomenon of crop circles has perplexed scientists for many a year and the jury is still out despite a considerable body of evidence in favour of UFOSs!



I think you will agree that the photo I have posted depicts a much more interesting circle which can only be described using the acronym UFO ergo

Unquestionably
Fucking
Orgasmic!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're relaxing in the sun on a beautiful secluded beach following on from an operation involving metal implants there is nothing guaranteed to bring you out of your reverie more quickly than an annoying bastard brandishing a metal detector!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I'm not a golfing man myself but I believe that the manoeuvre I have just carried out is known as "a hole in one!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"I know you're upset about Wednesday night Phil but if you stay in that position for long you will get more consolation than you bargained for and probably not of the type that you wanted either!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sweet little NICOLA ZALEWSKI!



Just look at his face! The original "Bad Puppy" from the "Bad Puppy" gay porn site!

Puppies always like a bone to get their teeth into but this young stud looks as if he is reddy to get his teeth into a boner!!!