Sniffing footballers' arses!

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More pictures of the gorgeous SEBASTIAN BAEZ for those of you who are on the 6. 45am train to London and are feeling horny and trying to hide your morning wood from the other five passengers around you!

 

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And from one wood to another!

How about young SAM GREENWOOD!?



Just the thought of licking out his filthy dirty smelly crack!!!!

Well you fancied a "pain au chocolat" so what are you complaining about!?

Breakfast is served!!!!

 

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SIMON GABRIEL!

Gormless looking cunt isn't he!?

But then are we really interested in his IQ!?Are we really likely to ask him

"How tall is the leaning tower of Pisa?" when we've got our own "tower of piss" leaning in towards his pink pucker!

Nothing "leaning" about OUR Tower of Pisa!

Straight as a die and its erection is complete!

 

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Would love to know who his mates are!

 

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19 year old English footballer XAVIER SIMONS!



Love how this fine, tall, well-built young man is allowing other players to breastfeed from him!

 

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This craze for breastfeeding for those who can't wait for the half-time oranges seems to have caught on in Turkey too!



In Turkey it's not just milk that's on offer but CHOCOLATE OPTIONS!



What a gracious guy MUSTAFA PEKTEMEK is!

 

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Not only is he gracious but also gorgeous!



Even when he is injured he makes sure that his chocolate dispenser is always accessible!!



But even he is entitled to some cream sometimes!

 

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"Is this absolutely necessary! I've only come to read your electric meter!?"

"I know young man but the Covid virus can breed anywhere especially around hairy regions so I need to explore all areas in an effort to remain Covid free!

I'll just go and fetch my razor!"

 

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-Have you seen the film CADDYSHACK!?

-Yes I have!

-Well next time you send your ball into the rough we can make a film of our own entitled

"ROUGH CADDY SHAG!!!!"

-I'm up for it!

-You certainly will be!!!

 

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Horny Hector is obviously thinking of filling Phil!

 

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Just wondering how many of you boys out there like cherry pie!

I love cherry pie! In fact I could gorge myself on cherry pie and never get sick of it!

Some sweet little boys from the afl have just turned 18 and some of them are barely 19! If you listen very carefully in the silence you will hear the magical sound of cherries popping!!!!!

So lads if it's cherry pie you want then I will give you a feast!

Watch this space!!!!

 

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So we are now advised that MONKEYPOX is the new threat to our health!

I suppose that if we have any questions on the subject we can always text, email or phone Gareth Bale who seems to have a headstart on the rest of us ( no pun intended!)



Somebody told me that it was a sexually transmitted disease!

Whoever impregnated our Gareth was one lucky guy as he has a fantastic arse!



Just imagine tbrusting your love truncheon between those buns as you are hyperventilating on his skidded skuns!!!!!

 

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23 year old HARRY PERRYMAN is in total ecstasy as the quick release fastener in the back of his shorts has allowed JUSTIN MCINERNEY to pleasure him from behind!

 

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More pictures of this fine young stud with the piercing blue eyes and the smelly brown arsehole!!!

 

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Openly gay footballer JOSH CAVALLO is suited and booted!



Would love to whip off his shoes and sniff his black socks!!!

 

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CHRISTOPHER ROUSAKIS of the afl was 18 on 16 May!



Just imagine easing his panties down and tonguing that little southern hemisphere before penetrating the uncharted terrain of his virgin pucker!

 

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Although he is not traditionally handsome and one might almost say Simian in appearance he is still incredibly horny!

Well they do say that baboons like bananas and there would be no shortage of firm banabas to satisfy his appetite!

 

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I love the look of commitment on the face of the boy with blonde hair as if getting those shorts down signified the start of a beautiful friendship!

 

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UPDATED DIRECTIVE FROM BRITISH RAIL!

If you see a tight arse contact a member of staff or text the British Totty Police on 069-99!

We'll shaft it!

Feel it! Fuck it! Fill it!

 

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From the British Totty Police to the Australian Hair Police!

None of these gorgeous rampant little "rogerees" have seen a hairdresser in several years!



All eminently shaggable although you might need your electric strimmer to wade through their arse hair!

Australians are expert sheep shearers ( and shaggers!) but you might need to do a bit of "pucker pruning" before you can comfortably fit your todger inside those love canals!