Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Ukraine number 9 Roman Yaremchuk is built like a brick shithouse and you would need a "kraine" to shift him from.that position!



Not that anyone would want to of course!

 

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Gorgeous New Zealand footballer BEN WAINE hits 21 this Saturday!

 

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Not only will he get the "key of the door" but also the "fee as my whore!" ( I wish!)!

The Brits in Benidorm have this "vomit-inducing" way of pronouncing "Gracias" as "grassy arse" but in this case I have to defer to them and say to Ben
:
"Grassy arse for your grassy arse!"

And what a delicious triumvirate we have here!



BEN WAINE, BEN OLD and SAM SUTTON!

It only required BEN DOVER to make up a queer quartet!

 

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21 year old AGUSTIN SANDEZ from Argentina



Not sure whether he is telling us to fuck off in the next photo or whether he is a two-finger man!



Nice feet! Would love to sniff those socks!

 

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This one is also from Argentina but nitv31 yet!

GASTON AVILA

 

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24 year old MARTIN ERLIC of Croatia!



Just look at the buns on that bitch!!



Erlic!? I'd be licking more than fucking "air" once my tongue was out!!

 

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Sweet little Australian JOSH CAVALLO for whom I have had the utmost respect ever since he came out!

I wonder how many members of the football "cavalry" have been tempted to ride this little "cavallo" after a long hard match full in the knowledge that a very warm welcome awaited their erect cocks in his shaven haven!!!!

 

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One of the downsides of cycling across the great Australian Outback is that you run the risk of being rogered by a passing kangaroo as happened to ENRIC MAS NICOLAU!



However at the end of the gestation period he became the proud parent of a dear little Joey!

 

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I've never been a great advocate of gymnasiums (or should that be gymnasia in the plural!?) preferring the great outdoors and plenty of fresh air!

However I am sure that i could be persuaded to part with my money for the subscription fee provided that I can part his cheeks!!!!!

 

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Gorgeous 21 year old Italian footballer DIEGO STRAMACCIONI was born in Assisi the birthplace of Saint Francis of Assisi!



History tells us that in a dramatic symbolic gesture he stripped himself of his expensive clothes and gave them to his father as a sign of his denouncing worldliness!

Just imagine helping this little bastard out of a pair of 12th Century tights straining at the front to contain his massive cock and pendulous bollocks and at the back to contain those gigantic juicy melons! ( My nose would be firmly wedged between his melons!)

 

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Here we see the little innocent signing his first contract with a dirty old bugger who in true Shakespearen style is going to insist on getting his "pound of flesh!"



"Thank you for signing this contract to which I am about to add a codicil or rider and that rider is none other than my good self! So hand me your dirty smellers Romeo for a ritual sniffing and get on your back on the table!!!!!!

 

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Look at the poor little sod! He is completely dazed and traumatised from the experience and the cum from that dirty fucker's cock is still running down the back of his legs as he waits in the subs box to be called onto the field!!!!!

 

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This is a flash in more than one sense of the word!



Attractive and mouthwatering as that todger looks my first allegiance will be to the seat of his underpants and the hope of a big juicy brown skidder!!!!

 

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ROBIN KOCH and NICO SCHLOTTERBECK would make a fantastic pairing!



Robin is 25 and Nico 22! They both played for Freiburg at one point!

I love it when footballers take off their shirts and exchange them but let's go one stage further boys!

Robin and Nico keep their shirts ON but drop their shorts and their sweat soaked smellers which they step out of and exchange!

Nico raises the panties of his teammate to his face and runs his nose along that heavenly brown stripe on the seat! Robin reciprocates in kind! Their members are now fully erect and they grasp each other's playfully while inserting a fraternal finger into each other's arseholes!!!

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ROBIN KOCH and NICO SCHLOTTERBECK would make a fantastic pairing!



Robin is 25 and Nico 22! They both played for Freiburg at one point!

I love it when footballers take off their shirts and exchange them but let's go one stage further boys!

Robin and Nico keep their shirts ON but drop their shorts and their sweat soaked smellers which they step out of and exchange!

Nico raises the panties of his teammate to his face and runs his nose along that heavenly brown stripe on the seat! Robin reciprocates in kind! Their members are now fully erect and they grasp each other's playfully while inserting a fraternal finger into each other's arseholes!!!

 

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Robin is such a sexy little fucker isn't he!?



Just imagine running your nose very gradually and gently from the toe of his socks up to the seat of his smellers!!!!!

 

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An anonymous poem entitled
"Who killed Cock Robin!?" was penned in 1744!
Unsurprisingly I have penned my own version based on the gorgeous teuton soccer player ROBIN KOCH!

Who killed KOCH ROBIN!?
"I" said the whisky!
For Robin may be frisky and permanently rock hard
But I will show him the ultimate "red card!"
Once inside his girlfriend's cunt he will thrust and moan and grunt!
Yet cos me he likes to drink his gigantic cock will shrink!
That massive pole inside her hole will no longer reach its goal!
He was once called "Mr.Poppy"
As he popped so many cherries
But now he's Mr.Floppy
As booze his reputation buries!!!!

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An anonymous poem entitled
"Who killed Cock Robin!?" was penned in 1744!
Unsurprisingly I have penned my own version based on the gorgeous teuton soccer player ROBIN KOCH!

Who killed KOCH ROBIN!?
"I" said the whisky!
For Robin may be frisky and permanently rock hard
But I will show him the ultimate "red card!"
Once inside his girlfriend's cunt he will thrust and moan and grunt!
Yet cos me he likes to drink his gigantic cock will shrink!
That massive pole inside her hole will no longer reach its goal!
He was once called "Mr.Poppy"
As he popped so many cherries
But now he's Mr.Floppy
As booze his reputation buries!!!!

 

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Two things struck me when I first saw this photo!

Firstly whoever takes a scrubbing brush to the seat of those underpants is going to have to employ some serious elbow grease!

Secondly! What the fuck is wrong with all his teammates who seem to be looking in the wrong direction!? One would think that their sense of smell alone would guide them to that heavenly shit chute!!!

 

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It looks as if 19 year old German footballer MORITZ MOSANDL is allowing his teammate to enjoy a walk in the Black Forest!

 

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This is arguably one of the finest photos I have ever seen of gorgeous little LUKE THOMAS



The silky hair, the flawless and lightly -tanned skin, the sweet pink lips and those beckoning brown eyes.....and that is just the visible..............one can only imagine that virginal pink pucker hole winking a warm welcome to wanderers weary of wanking!!!!

 

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I am informed that this is a full frontal of my sweet little Australian JOSH CAVALLO who had the courage to come out as gay a few months ago!

I do hope that his partner is a gentle lover although it would be difficult to restrain oneself when confronted with so much beauty!