Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Ironic that eighty years ago we would have made short work of any German who dared to invade the borders of our realm!

Now I would welcome any German footballer into my bunker and make sure that I topped up the cream in his Black Forest gateau!

MARIO GOMEZ
KAI HAVERTZ
ROBIN KOCH
THOMAS MULLER
NICO SCHLOTTERBECK......

The list is endless!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

English 19 year olds might be thin and pasty but once you get inside them I bet they go like a bomb!



And let's face it anyone who passed up the chance to bugger Tyler Morton should be wrapped in a straitjacket and consigned to the local lunatic asylum!



Like a knife through butter boys!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

33 year old Irish martial artist CONOR MCGREGOR!



From the twinks to the bears!!!

"Well Conor you may have "McGregor Victorious" tattooed across your chest but once I've slipped something extra into your Red Bull you will be as helpless as a new born baby!

You will in short be "defeated" as I peel down your sweaty Calvin's and compare the hair sprouting from your arsehole with that covering your chin!

I can smell your shitty arse from here and I'll soon be able to verify whether it looks and tastes as good as it smells!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You may or nor may not be aware that a new brand of Polyfilla was launched onto the market recently called DADDYCUM!

It is aimed at people who have problems filling troublesome cracks!!

Apparently it has been very popular with males between the ages of 35 and 65 who have been wanting to fuck their 18 year old stepsons ever since they slipped that all important gold band on the finger of their wives!

18 year old youth footballer RHYS BENNETT offered up his own arse to pioneer the new product as he had been told that all proceeds would be going to a charitable cause!

Here is sweet little Rhys boys! Can you imagine gazing into those puppy eyes and kissing those sweet lips as you inject him with DADDYCUM guaranteed to permanently cement any hole !!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Thanks Sam! That's a great picture of us together!"



I wonder if you would mind just dropping your panties round your knees so that I can slip my phone between your legs and get a photo of your arsecrack for my wife and daughter and for the boys at work!!!!!"

And that's what is known as "immortalizing a posterior for posterity!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Freedom to DREAM?

By all means ROMEO, provided that you allow me the freedom to CREAM your sweet little dirty brown shitter!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

31 year old MATTIA BOTTANI of Switzerland and what a delightful little "botty" he has!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just follow the trajectory of Ryan Christie's gaze!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"What a bugger that my last A level exam should fall on the same day as my 18th birthday but I'm really grateful to you Sir for inviting me round to your house for some extra last minute cramming although I'm not sure why you wanted me on the bed in just my underwear!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"It's quite simple really! The construction of the tunnel between France and Switzerland will form a big part of the exam and I wanted to give you a practical demonstration of how it was constructed!

They had to penetrate the area between two large mounds of rock and using a gigantic drill they bore their way through the mountain!

So let's imagine that your buttocks are the mounds of rock and in order to simulate this procedure I will use my own version of the drill which I am now about to insert between YOUR rocky mounds!

Don't worry if at some point you experience a warm and wet sensation! That is simply the lubrication on the drill head to stop it overheating!

By the time I have finished you will have enough spunk to face that exam this afternoon!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Being an Italian speaker myself I think I might have amended that sign to read:

REGALATECI LE VOSTRE MUTANDE SPORCHE!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It is always gratifying to witness how love or at least LUST might blossom in the stands!

If only we could fast forward an hour to see this hunky young Swiss scale both the Alps and the Pyrenees to utterly devour that pretty Iberian paella!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The Bosnian Serb Gavrilo Princip may be held accountable for plunging Europe headlong into the First World War by his assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand on 28 June 1914 but his more recent compatriots have certainly made up for that!

The best example is arguably NOVAK DJOKOVIC who can be taken to task for his fits of pique on court but his arse is an absolute chef d'oeuvre!

Hiw many times have I paused the TV and sent rope upon rope of thick creamy cum against the TV screen between those majestic orbs!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Allow me then to recommend to you 22 year old Serbian footballer ALEKSA TERZIC!



With a very fine and eminently shaggable arse I think you will all agree!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He seems here to be in conflict with the coach of Fiorentina and the conversation might go something like this:



- I can't understand why I am being substituted! I think I have played really well today!

-Dont argue with me! The only reason I even considered letting you into the first team is that you are the best fuck I've ever had!



Now get into the dressing room, drop your shorts and pants, bend over the desk in my office and pull those cheeks apart with your hands!

You've been drilled so many times! You ought to know the drill by now!

I want to see your pink pucker winking a warm welcome at me when I open the door of my office!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Italy is never far from the top of the ladder when it comes to aesthetic beauty!

This is 20 year old MATTIA VITI who comes from Borgo San Lorenzo but who plays for Empoli in Tuscany!



Just gaze in quiet contemplation at this beautiful young man and inhale the smell of his unwashed arse as it travels up through the Apennines, crosses the Alps, traverses the English Channel and takes up residence in your nostrils!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Come one! Come all! And have a ball! ( or two!)"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old ANDREA CAMBIASO who plays for Genoa!



"OMG that last cock was so big! It nearly split me in two!"



"Sorry lads I can't take another one!"



"Just one more Andrea and after all mine is such a little prick!

So shall we say

From one little prick to another?"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look how blatantly the finger endeavours to penetrate the crack!



but now see how resistance to the assault evaporates as the shielding hand is removed and the victim of the assault decides that he is actually rather enjoying this unsolicited attention!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Following on from the success of TOYS R US a new venture is being promoted by the name of SHITTERS R US!

These are stores staffed mainly by young men of 18 on work experience or taking a year off between school and university keen to make money to fund their studies!

The job entails allowing punters of either sex to have free and unrestricted access to their arseholes!

As in a theme park customers buy an arm band costing £100 on entry to the store which means they can have as many goes on the rides as they want!

This new initiative is being patronised by several well known footballers all of whom have agreed to have their beautiful bums included in the promotional leaflet!