Sniffing footballers' arses!

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" Cum into my parlour!" said the spider to the fly!

"Just drop your sweet white panties and you shall have the best cream pie!"

 

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"Hey James is it going to spoil your enjoyment of the match if I stick my nose up your arse!?"

"Fill yer boots my son! You never know! If you push your nose far enough into my chocolate chute you might end up with some cream to go with it!!!!!

 

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I can't help thinking that we need to get 22 year old Irish footballer JAYSON MOLUMBY on board in SHITTERS R US!



He could form part of the Welcome team as people cum into the store met by Jay flashing his bare arse and singing his very own version of the song

"Irish eyes are smiling!"

Ergo

"Irish puckers are winking!"

 

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ANDY ROBERTSON has just agreed to appear on the promotional leaflet for SHITTERS R US!



Just waiting to hear from Jack Grealish! Fingers crossed!

 

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JAMES MCATEE explained to us the reason why he currently wears number 19!



Apart from the obvious fact that he is 19 years old it represents the number of different love truncheons that have punished that sweet little pucker!!!

 

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Owing to my long association with Italy I can categorically state that when it comes to "quitting time" Italians will never work beyond the prescribed finishing time unlike we Brits who often go the extra mile to finish the task even if it eats into our own time!

This was borne out when Italian high jumper GIANMARCO TAMBERI popped into the hairdresser's to get a shave just five minutes before closing time!!!

 

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" I'm not going to buy this brand of chewing gum again! It's bloody tasteless and really rubbery!"

"That's right Anthony but one day when footballers learn to read they will be able to tell the difference between the words "Wrigley's spearmint" and "Durex!!!!"

 

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"Boys in the front row! Assume the position!

Boys in the back row! Bayonets at the ready!!!

 

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Even if 7 is a lucky number I still can't help feeling that our Jack looks older than his 26 years!



As the late great George Best is reputed to have said

"I spent my money on booze, women and fast cars! The rest I just wasted!"

 

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MASON WOOD of the afl!

I bet Mason wood and I'm sure his manager wood and judging by the big smile on Mason's face he probably already has!"

 

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In just about an hour from now I'm gonna be wearing them filthy fucking smellers as a face mask when I'm balls deep in your tight brown shitter!!!!"

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In just about an hour from now I'm gonna be wearing them filthy fucking smellers as a face mask when I'm balls deep in your tight brown shitter!!!!"

 

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I have to confess that I hadn't realised that our MATTY CASH played for the Polish National team!



I have always known that he HAD a lovely pole but didn't know that he WAS a lovely Pole!

 

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The gorgeous DOMINIK from Hungary with the unpronounceable surname although it seems to be connected with "slobbering" which is most understandable!



"Don't be embarrassed Dominik just because the seat of your compression shorts can boast the mother of all skidmarks!!!

 

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"How would you fancy running your nose along that crack boys!?"



It belongs to DAVIDE FRATTESI if you are interested!

 

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There's just something about 22 year old German KAI HAVERTZ that does it for me!



Could it be his high cheek bones, his chin, his close cropped hair, his pale skin or maybe it's that dirty fucking shitter of his!!!!!!

 

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Of course Matty Cash is not the only nice Pole in the national team!

We mustn't forget NICOLA ZALEWSKI and JAKUB KIWIOR!

 

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I find myself having to agree with the person on another site who expressed the opinion that JAMES WARD-PROWSE was very underrated!

 

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"I've been looking at your arse all the way through this match Lang and I want to sniff those fucking compression shorts while I'm having you on the back seat of my car!!!!"

 

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"I'm gonna rip your shorts off and ride you here and now!"

20,000 spectators or not!!!



And these have decided to follow suit!

 

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26 year old CAOLAN MCGONAGLE is definitely giving us the green light to enter!



and here's another 26 year old who needs no introduction and is everyone's preferred cumdump!!!