Sniffing footballers' arses!

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22 year old MARCOS ANTONIO arrives from Bahia in Brazil!



and it is not long before he is undergoing his first medical!

 

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"Brazil is where the nuts cone from and he certainly doesn't disappoint in that department so let's see whether his chocolate cums up trumps!"

"I see you've already removed your mask in anticipation!"

"Yep! You can't get a decent sniff of a player's arse with that bloody thing in the way!"

 

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JONATHAN HOGG and friend!

This little piggy went to market!
This little piggy stayed at home!
Thus little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none and this little piggy went:

"Fuck me with your massive todger big boy!"

 

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"So I've just arrived at the nudist camp on my bike and I've got to the cycle stands which are choc a bloc! I bend down to lock up the bike and this cheeky geezer sticks his front wheel between the cheeks of my arse and attaches me to his bike with the D lock!"

"Sorry mate!" he says "I'm just popping in to the supermarket but when I come back I'll take you for a ride!"

I've had rubber up my arse before but it's usually carrying the brand name DUREX rather than "Halford's inner tube 35-40c Schrader valve!"

It was a bit rough on the skin but when he withdrew the tyre and replaced it with his "pump".......what a ride that was!!!!

 

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I have immense respect for Jarell Quansah and Ben Woodburn who show their own respect for the victims of Hillsborough on the anniversary of that tragedy!



but once the two minutes' silence are UP your sweatpants are DOWN boys and I'll have you on your backs boys with your smellers round your ankles and sniffing your shitholes........

 

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Two great pictures of two great pitchers!

AARON CIVALE



and JOE RYAN!



After sniffing both their cracks I must declare that JOE RYAN (t)wins by a nose!!!!

 

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"It's been widely claimed that although you have a lot to say you talk through your arse!

Do you have any comment to make!?"

"Judge for yourself!

I'll speak into your soul as you're sniffing my hole!"

 

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Another guy to watch out for in tennis is the up and cumming 26 year old RYAN PENISTON from Southend on Sea!



I doubt whether his PENIS weighs a TON but then that concerns me little as I am an arse man through and through!

 

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Southend on Sea is generally deemed to be the capital of the glottal stop and I would love to hear those dulcit Essex tones as I'm balls deep in his shitter!

" Go on then you fuckin' cunt! Shag me! Oh shit! I've sat on me kebab!"

I think Liam Broady is pretty close to sampling the delights of the "tunnel of love" on Southend Pier!

 

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If you care to take a trip.through the Channel Tunnel you will be privileged to cum face to face with another love tunnel that of MAXIME CRESSY the American-French tennis player!



I've always been partial to a marmite and cress sandwich!

Well I will certainly provide the cress and I'm sure that there is ample marmite between the cheeks of this young stud!!!!

 

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22 year old LUCA COLVILLE makes his debut for Scarborough Athletic!



"Keep smiling Luca! I'll give you something to fucking smile about when the cameras are off us!"

Luca goes onto the field still visibly traumatised after the coach has pumped two pints of his hot sticky jizz up the lad's virgin shitter!

 

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"So what are you doing AFTER the match!?"

"YOU you fucking bitch!!!!"

 

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"Stop moaning you wooss! I've hardly started!

Wait till I've got a fist up your arse!

Then you'll have something to moan about!"

 

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Just cos I play for the academy team I have to fetch the milk for the coffee of the first team!



When I first came I just used to wank into the cup to give them a frothy cappuccino and nobody seemed to notice and nobody ever complained!!!

I think at least one player had twigged what was going on cos he winked at me and gave ne a big smile!

 

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Gorgeous 20 year old PETER GWARGIS has cum to Sweden via Australia!

 

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19 year old Spanish footballer LUCAS ALCAZAR MORENO!



Would love to play "cats and dogs" with him!

For the uninitiated this is a game in which your opponent's pussy starts to "meeow" and you do him "doggy"

WOOF!WOOF!

If you can make that pussy purr then you are deemed to be the winner and you can let your cock crow!!!

COCK A DOODLE DOO!!!!!

 

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20 year old MOSES Conceicao!



I'll follow him through the RED Sea anyday!

 

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19 year old ALEX KIRK might still have a little problem with acne but I have a cream guaranteed to eradicate that problem . It's much more effective than Clearasil cleansing lotion and it's something you won't find on the shelves in Boots!

 

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23 year old FLYNN DOWNES who now plays for Swansea is a real Essex boy from Brentwood!



I don't think there is much that would make him let go of his burger and chips outside the "Dog and Duck" on a Friday night!



However if anyone is interested in having a go you could push his face against the wall yank down his trousers and give him a frankfurter to go with that burger!

In the words of the Big Issue seller

"DONT BE SHY! GIVE IT A TRY!!!!

 

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Here he is with JAMIE PATERSON!