Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

I thought that the term DEEP SHAG referred only to a carpet but I see from this picture that this is not the case!



ALEJANDRO GARNACHO has been legal for just a month but I wonder how many people have dipped their quill in his inkwell since 30 June passed into 1 July 2022!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Boxer NIALL FARRELL is another one that you would like to get against the ropes and pound!



Someone definitely needs to give him one below the belt!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

JOSH MULLIGAN of Scotland!



who has been told to count to a thousand without peeking and he's only allowed to look up when his teammates call out:

"OK Josh we're cumming ready or not!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old Scottish footballer JORDAN MCGHEE looks really chavvy with that weasly face that you can just imagine him pushing his girlfriend up against the wall, yanking her knickers down, retrieving the cod and chips he was eating out of newspaper, thrusting his cock inside her and saying:

"Look darlin' no hands! Who says a man can't multitask!?

President Ford couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time but I can fuck and eat fish and chips with no problem at all!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He's got a lovely arse on him so I wouldn't mind having a go at multitasking myself!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I can also multitask in the respect that I don't just do "chavvy-looking" but also "nerdy-looking!"

This is LUKE MCCOWAN



Anyway who cares what his bloody face looks like when you see what's on offer from behind!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A fit young northern chav from a small Yorkshire village decides to visit the great metropolis for the first time!

He walks into a cafe, sits at a table and a smart young waiter walks over to take his order!

"A pot of Yorkshire tea!"says our friend from the North!

"Anything to eat Sir?"

"Have you got sticky buns lad!?"

"Well Sir, I'm sure I could have if you care to cum and find me at the end of my shift!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you buy a Tesco Meal deal you get three items for £3.00!

Would be great to get a footballer's meal deal!

Match worn boots, sweaty socks and skidded smellers!

"Hey Brandon baby! Wanna start the ball rolling!?



You might have to part with more than three quid though!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you are after a bargain meal deal how about these two for the price of one package!?



20 year old Welsh twins IOAN and GARAN CROFT competing at the Commonwealth Games in boxing!



I believe the last three photos are of IOAN but as they are identical twins there is no way of knowing!

However I was chatting to one of the event masseurs the other day and he did tell me that one of them had more hairs on his pink pucker than the other! He told me that he had had the leisure to count them during one massage session!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

On the subject of boxing how about 26 year old MATTHEW MCHALE from Scotland!?



Not conventionally beautiful in the same way as the twins but it is a face that shows the ravages of time! Fortunately I always carry a supply of industrial strength brown paper bags in my rucksack in case I get turned to stone while I'm shagging someone with a craggy visage!



If he's got a smelly arse he gets the thumbs up! Yeah! Right up!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Staying with boxing it is difficult to believe that 22 year old Ugandan OWEN ISAAC KIBIRA took up boxing because he was getting bullied at school!



I'm sure that nobody would risk the wrath of this beautiful boy by slipping an unsolicited hand between his legs!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 23 year old MOHAMMED HARRIS AKBAR!?



I wouldn't need any ketchup or seasoning to dine on HIS lovely arse! I hope there would be enough brown sauce once I got my tongue in there!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Anyone who has either delivered or been the recipient of an appraisal will be familiar with the phrase "praise sandwich!"

What it means in effect is that one praises the candidate, then one mentions points for improvement ergo the sandwich filling and finally more praise!

I have always adopted this technique with my students and it has proved to be very successful!

However, I have always nurtured the hope that at least some of my students might reciprocate in kind enabling us to graduate from "praise sandwich" to "nasal baps!"

If you are still mystified it would entail my students allowing me to thrust my olfactory gear between the cheeks of their arse for a damned good sniffing as an hors d'oeuvre and as for the main course.......

One of my first year Uni students recently sent me this picture with the words:

"Wish you were here!"



So I live in hope!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old Cypriot gymnast MARIOS GEORGIOU!



It must be difficult to perform a tricky gymnastic movement when you know that you need to let rip the mother of all farts! Fortunately Mario has the good sense to put health before appearance and let the wind whistle through our hair! I'm sure we all wanted to know what he had for breakfast anyway!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nobody wants to see a young man tortured and in turmoil!



And I think that these guys are willing to give him as much "succour" as possible!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 21 year old TYLER BUREY who plays for Millwall!?



If Tyler is a bit of a 'tiler' in his spare time I've got plenty of polyfilla if he runs out!



Look at the arse on him!



That's it lads! Haul him in and show your appreciation of his efforts on the pitch by sticking his black buns together with your own brand of polyfilla!!!!



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How about 21 year old TYLER BUREY who plays for Millwall!?



If Tyler is a bit of a 'tiler' in his spare time I've got plenty of polyfilla if he runs out!



Look at the arse on him!



That's it lads! Haul him in and show your appreciation of his efforts on the pitch by sticking his black buns together with your own brand of polyfilla!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you fancy a bit of Turkish Delight you can do no better than 21 year old RIDVAN YILMAZ!



Would love to see him and DAVID TIJANIC getting it on together!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I may have condemned Scotland in the past for having the worst diet, the worst weather, a life expectancy ten years lower than that of the south of Britain and an incomprehensible pronunciation but when you look at 21 year old boxer REESE LYNCH you can't help thinking that they got something right!



Bet he's got a nice haggis and lovely trossachs!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Look son you know where the gorbals are so just punch him there if all else fails!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Remaining north of the border although I do have to say that the best fruit lies south of the border let us consider 24 year old Glasgow born JOSHUA LAWS who has now transferred to the other side of the globe!



How about this for a banana split!?



and let's face it who wouldn't want to "split" that with their "banana!?????"