Sniffing footballers' arses!

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20 year old Canadian footballer THEO CORBENAU!



"Hey Theo! The behind's behind you!"



Can quite see why that little Asian fellow has volunteered to help you out!

 

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22 year old JOSH CAMPBELL!



Would love to sniff the seat of those sweatpants!

 

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Gorgeous 26 year old DIMITRIS GIANNOULIS!



Lovely arse on him!



"Do you think you can walk to the dressing room OK cos you sure as hell won't be able to walk out of it after we've finished with you!"

 

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24 year old Polish footballer KEVIN DABROWSKI knows exactly what he is doing to us in this photo!



Ripping the seat of his shorts and sweatpants apart at the seams and then inserting your tongue must be the very essence of FINE DINING!!

I wonder if he wears pinks panties too......well pink and brown anyway!!



Good to see him showing his appreciation of the NHS but I bet that whoever was lucky enough to treat him got the better deal!

 

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GRAHAM O SULLIVAN topping KILLIAN SPILLANE!



Here's gorgeous KILLIAN! Couldn't you just do him some damage!



and here is the man doing just that!

 

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Actually GRAHAM O SULLIVAN has a pretty fine arse himself!



and a fine Hapsburg chin!!

 

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19 year old pubescent MARC PUBIL with his pubes on display!

 

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I see that Jack wears PUMA underwear!



Not sure about PUMA but if you pull those babies down you are guaranteed to find a TIGER in that tank!!!!

 

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22 year old Portuguese footballer FABIO VIEIRA!



So sexy with those sicks rolled over the knees! He really needs to use my face as a cushion!



Interesting that he is inviting us to visit RWANDA but quite frankly I would rather take a gander at his dander ( especially when his dander is up!)

 

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"Ouch! I think somebody must have left something really sharp on this chair!"



"You haven't felt anything yet my son! You wait till I get you on your back on the physio table! I'll show you the other meaning of the expression "cutting edge!"

"The physio room is just on the right just past this photo!!!"

 

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Lovely black sock fest!



Wouldn't know which to sniff first! Definitely that tall guy on the left and the little guy at the front......no chance of getting bored with that Italian cheese board although of course I have already made that joke so I crave your indulgence!

 

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How about this little fucker!?

19 year old Italian NICOLO CUDRIG!



"When you changed into your bathing costume can you let me know where you left your smellers!?"

 

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31 year old Italian footballer NICOLO FAGIOLI!



The word FAGIOLO means bean so.maybe he needs to get a new T shirt

BEAN ON MY BACK
BEAN FUCKED
AND HERES THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT!

 

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Great to see Juventus training in their black socks!



Can you imagine the pungent odour from all those sweaty smelly feet after 60 minutes in a confined space!?



Some of them have been totally intoxicated by the smell of those feet!

How to become intoxicated for free!? Mmmmm!

 

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29 year old Mexican footballer JAIME GOMEZ and his "red balloons!"



There was once a song entitled "99 red balloons!" so another 97 of those gyrating around in front of my nose will do nicely!!!

 

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35 year old Colombian tennis player ROBERT FARAH is already renowned for the size of his arse!



Colombians make excellent coffee and it's always nice to have a biscuit or a bun to go with your mid-morning coffee!

However you are going to need a pretty big cup of coffee if you're going to be able to dunk those massive great buns!!!!

 

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18 year old cricketer TOM LAWES!



"I would happily rest my bat in his crease in expectation of a long and fruitful innings!"

 

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A date for your diaries!

22 October 2022!

On this day gorgeous STEFAN BAJCETIC becomes legal!

As the clock strikes midnight and 21 October passes into 22 October there will be a minute's silence as this young lad's smellers are ceremonially lowered to half mast and noses from all over the world compete to have first sniff of that shitter!

Please feel free to Google and goggle at this Adonis!

 

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Assistance required to identify this gorgeous Middlesborough player number 5 in dark green from the youth team!



Once we've got a name we can access more photos of those edible globes!

Similarly who is the goalie in grey with the tight arse!?

 

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There is an old and not particularly attractive phrase used to address people who are speaking "bollocks" ergo

"Shut your mouth and give your arse a chance!"

Well if you have any problems identifying THIS arse let me just tell you that it speaks with a Brummy accent!!!



The muscly calves should be a dead giveaway!!!