Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

So when I saw this photo of DOMINIC CALVERT-LEWIN

I decided to adapt the lyrics accordingly!



"Roll down his smellers! We'll sniff his smellers tonight!
Roll down his smellers! So tight, delicious and white!
Look there's a skidder ripe for the nose of a peer!
Now's the time to roll down the smellers cos the scat's all here!!

A distinct improvement I hope you feel!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So when I saw this photo of DOMINIC CALVERT-LEWIN

I decided to adapt the lyrics accordingly!

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"Roll down his smellers! We'll sniff his smellers tonight!
Roll down his smellers! So tight, delicious and white!
Look there's a skidder ripe for the nose of a peer!
Now's the time to roll down the smellers cos the scat's all here!!

A distinct improvement I hope you feel!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old ROKO SIMIC on the left!



I'd risk getting arrested just to sniff those feet! What a hunk and not even 19! Just imagine the amount of cherry jam you could make from that tight pussy!

Just imagine gazing into that dreamy face as you are pumping six pints of cream into him!



The Red Bull team certainly know how to celebrate scoring a goal!



One guy pounding your shitter and one in reserve while another pushes your head down towards his cock for a blow job!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I've heard of living "hand to mouth" but "nose to feet!?"

It's certainly worth exploring!!@

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old LUKAS WALLNER of Austria!



I'd certainly have him up against the WALLner and teach him the English prepositions UP and DOWN!



"I'm putting my penis INTO your arse!

Now my penis is IN your arse!"

Mmmm! Not sure if you've really got the hang of this but they do say that practice makes perfect so we will keep on trying till the concept is firmly ensconced in your brain and my cock is firmly ensconced between your buns!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So Joe Scally was that a tough ninety minutes for you on the field!? You are certainly sweating profusely!"



"No I was only on for the first half but I'm sweating cos the physio's just fucked me on the physio table!

Scally by name Scally by nature I guess!"

"Well Joe if the cap fits and all that!"

"No he didn't wear a cap he just fucked me bareback!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 23 year old ERHAN MASOVIC from Serbia!?



Would love to fuck him in just those socks rolled over the knees inhaling the smell of his shitty skidmarked smellers and snogging the face off that horny bitch!

Love his surname MASOVIC which sounds like MASSIVE ITCH so what do you do with a massive itch!?

You scratch it!!!!



Lovely arse on him!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Pasty, nerdy footballer of the year ANTHONY GORDEN having a good sniff of that football!



I wonder who's been sitting on it!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old RODRIGO GOMES from Portugal!



BETANO!?

That must be the type of gas that cums out of his arse when he farts!



Can only imagine the amount of money he could raise for charity if he put his stinking footy boots up for auction!



A good long whiff of thise babies would certainly raise something and not necessarily money!

I think the conventional sign

KEEP OFF THE GRASS

needs to be replaced by sonething more specific in this case



Maybe

DON'T LIE FACE DOWN IN THE GRASS OR YOU WILL BE BUGGERED!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A lovely pic of BABY DYBALA!



I call him BABY because despite being over 30 he still has a baby face!

And the black socks which have me cumming buckets!!!!!



Marko Lazetic was kind enough to oblige on the black sock front!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Not quite sure why diver SAM CUTMORE is promoting DUREX!



He'll get no such courtesy from me as I upend him and 69 him bareback in his black sicks!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The same goes for 19 year old Italian RAUL MORICHELLI!



I love his spider plant hair



What fine firm young thighs he has!



And a very pert pair of buns to boot!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is certainly an interesting variation on total immersion baptism and one would be intrigued to fast forward a few frames!!



KEVIN DE BRUYNE is unquestionably a top goal scorer for Man City and with his reputation he ought to be able to put a few past Jack's pink pucker without much difficulty!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

DARIO DUMIC and PHILIP TIETZ!



This photo is just so erotic and as they square up for a fight that pent-up energy is almost tangible!

Don't express your anger in fisticuffs boys!

Now handicuffs.......well that's another matter as one of you gets tied to the bedstead and has two pints of cum pumped into him!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old PHILIP TIETZ certainly has a nice pair of "tietz" and it's no accident that the word SOFTWARE extends from one nipple to the other!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

As far as I can see there are TWO trophies on offer here!



AYMERIC LAPORTE!

Well LA PORTE translates into English as THE DOOR!

Let's get the key to his door and see what treasures lie beyond!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I wonder if sweet baby DAVE is recovered enough for some gentle sniffing of those feet!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old NIC MARTIN of the afl!



I am reminded of that old TV advert from many years ago when telephone directories came in paper form!

"Let your fingers do the walking!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

RUBEN DIAS!



"Technology is just amazing isn't it!?

I've had my lips round one of these and even had one up my arse but I had no idea you could speak into one and your voice would be amplified!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

PHILIP TIETZ has got very nice "tietz"



and a decent pair of buns to match by the look of it!