Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

What nestles between two those glorious globes has life-giving properties as his teammates know only two well witness the following conversation:



-Is there anything I can do for you while we wait for the physio to arrive!?

-Sure mate! If the pain gets too much and I think I'm going to pass out can you sit on my face cos what is festering between those cheeks is stronger than any smelling salts!!!

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What nestles between two those glorious globes has life-giving properties as his teammates know only two well witness the following conversation:



-Is there anything I can do for you while we wait for the physio to arrive!?

-Sure mate! If the pain gets too much and I think I'm going to pass out can you sit on my face cos what is festering between those cheeks is stronger than any smelling salts!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The word Prat in English may have the meaning of arse and Rico sounds like reek!

Put them together and what have you got!?

A reeking arsehole!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A lot of people have commented on this photo of David Brooks to the effect that he looks totally spent!



He is a very courageous young man given the ordeal he has had to face and he needs all the TLC we can give him!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Debate of the day!

23 year old Italian stallion GIANLUCA SCAMACCA!

Do we prefer him with hair or without!?



If you follow the trajectory of James Ward-Prowse' glance he is more interested to know whether Gianluca has a hirsute hole or a shaven haven!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm sure we would all like to "smacker his scamacca" and there is certainly plenty of room for manoeuvre between those cheeks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you go down to the woods today
You're in for a big surprise!
If you go down to the woods today you'll never believe your eyes!
Cos every hunk that ever there was is gathered there for certain because
Today's the day that Nick Stark is fucking his teammates!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

FYI in the previous photo from left to right

NIKLAS STARK
MUHAMMED KIPRIT
PALKO DARDAI
DENNIS SMARSCH

Nick Stark is taking his teammates into the woods for a team-bonding exercise but the sort of bonding that he has in mind can only be effected by the SWALC method ergo

Sealed With A Loving Cock!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A few head shots of this fit foursome to get your juices flowing as you imagine the interaction between them!



No purple head shots I regret to say but we live in hope!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love this photo of PALKO DARDAI whose pose seems to indicate that he has just shit himself!!!



"Don't you worry sweetheart! Just let Daddy get to work on your heavenly hole with his magic tongue and you will be cleaned up and ready to take your place among the other angels in no time!"



"Do you feel better now that Daddy has cleaned you up!?"



You really do have the face of an angel and always looking heavenwards!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

THE THREE MUSKETEERS with the THE THREE MUSKY REARS!!!!



FLORIAN BAAK
DAVID SELKE
PALKO DARDAI

Wouldn't you just like to give them marks out of ten for odour, texture, taste and fondleability ( a word I have just invented which i believe fits the case as well as my cock fits their holes!!!!)

 

[Sniffademskidz]

And then there were four!



And what a bonus....all in their stockinged feet..saves me having to take their boots off to sniff them.....very considerate of you boys!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here we see young DARDO rather embarrassed as he looks away from the guy with a beard who has suggested taking our blonde bombshell out for a few stretching exercises before they get called onto the field!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Muhammed Kiprit's arse is definitely begging for a good seeing to!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old TAKEHIRO TOMIYASU!



I only have to look at this guy and I get the horn!!!

I have had a lot of experience of teaching Japanese students who have this sexy way of confusing the letters R and L in English!



How many times have ( not literally!) I had these beautiful 19 year old guys in my office literally murdering our mother tongue and yet one is ever hopeful that they might just cum out with that longed for phrase:

"Prease prease lim my alse!"

The moment they left my office I wedged a chair up against the door and went down on the chair where their musky arseholes had been for an hour and inhaled deeply as if it had been the purest cocaine!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Here he is with BEN GODFREY doing a bit of synchronized pucker polka!



Here we see him altruisrically jumping over the barrier to give his shirt to an adoring but rather ungrateful fan who is insisting that they get his skidded skuns as well!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

18 year old ALEJANDRO GARNACHO is just about as close to aesthetic perfection as one can possibly get!



He needs to be dressed in a choir boy surplus as a symbol of his virginal purity so very soon to be both devoured and deflowered.......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Even at 42 I can't imagine anyone passing up the chance to sniff Stevie Gerrard's feet!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I love this picture of 22 year old AITOR PAREDES showing the veins sticking out in his head!



So either he has just squeezed out the biggest turd ever recorded and guaranteed to cause a fissure in anno OR he is just about to shoot a year's worth of the creamy stuff into his girlfriend's pussy!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 20 year old ABDE EZZALZOULI who has cum to Barcelona via Morocco!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Back in 1956 a vomit-inducing song came out entitled

ROLL OUT THE BARREL!

Here are the lyrics:

"Roll out the barrel! We'll have a barrel of fun!
Roll out the barrel! We've got the blues on the run!
Zig boom tarrarel! Ring out a song of good cheer!
Now's the time to roll the barrel
Cos the gang's all here!

Pretty awful I'm sure you will agree!