Sniffing footballers' arses!

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20 year old ADAM HLOZEK from Czechia!



Would love to "czechia" out the seat of his compression shorts!

 

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Sweet little Argentinian PAULO DYBALA never disappoints and how could he with an arse like that!?



As I once borrowed that famous line from the Cadbury's Dairy Milk advert:

"A glass and a half (of milk) in every pound!

I find it oddly applicable here if we simply alter it to:

"An arse and a half in every pound!"

 

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How about sweet little 21 year old LEWIS BRUNT who plays for Leicester!?



You may be familiar with the English expression:

"To bear the brunt" meaning "to shoulder the greatest burden" or even "to take the biggest load!!!!!!"

Well I would certainly love to "bear the brunt" of Lewis not to.mention "bare his brunt!!!!!!"

Here we see him facing off with JALIL SAADI!



These pictures are so homoerotic!

 

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One of these boys plays for Preston North End and the other plays for Preston REAR End!



I'll leave you to decide which is which!

 

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A propos of nothing really the other day a cheeky young chavvy lad in a hood pitched up at my place to do a bit of maintenance work! He was about 18 with a pair of buns that could have easily qualified as the eighth wonder of the modern world!

Chavvily confident and full of patter he went on:

"I 'avent 'ad no education but I wanna 'ave a 'ouse an' a 'oliday abroad! I fink you could 'elp me cos you looks like an educated geezer! What da ya say!?"

To which I replied:

"Well young man you get ten out of ten for dropping your "Hs" but let's see how quickly you can drop your knickers!

I graduated from the University of Cambridge but many people have graduated from the University of Hard Knocks! If you take lessons with me you will be graduating from the University of Hard Cocks!

First lesson! Sweatpants down and see if you can present me your smellers as if you were offering me a bouquet of flowers!

On your back on the table, keep your black socks on! I want to sniff those filthy bastards while I'm plugging a few gaps!

And while I am making you more worthy of the human race you can work out where we can go to buy a new kitchen table once we've broken this one!!!!

 

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23 year old KOEN BLOMMESTIJN!



Face of Rafael Nadal and arse of a Greek god!!!!

 

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19 year old Dutch footballer JESSE REINDERS!



Not sure if Santa Claus ever rode any of his reindeer but here's one "REINDER" that he should definitely ride without a saddle!

 

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25 year old JUAN BRUNETTA and 21 year old DIEGO MEDINA of Mexican club SANTOS LAGUNA would make a great pairing!

 

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This is 20 year old Moroccan footballer JALIL SAADI who was facing off LEWIS BRUNT in an earlier post!

 

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Does anyone else get turned on by the sight of 41 year old football manager SCOTT PARKER in those tight figure-hugging trousers!?



Would just love to rip the seat of those trousers apart at the seams and ram my nose as far up the crack of his arse as possible!

He may be called SCOTT PARKER but once I've got my nose well and truly wedged between those gigantic buns you can call me:

NOSEY PARKER!

 

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JAMIE VARDY of Leicester is such a weasly looking little bastard:



Would love to know the identity of the owners of these four cheeks!

 

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Why can you never find a letter B when you're looking for one!?

 

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As promised I said I would let you know as each of the academy squad afl players became legal!

Here are some of the boys whose cherry you can pop without fear of being put behind bars provided that you have their consent of course!



JEROME LAWRENCE
RILEY VOULANAS
ANGUS PERRY

 

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24 year old Portuguese footballer DANIEL FIGUEIRA!



Very kind of him to indicate to us his favourite sexual position although I would work on him until I had persuaded him that 69 was preferable so that I could sniff his smelly feet while I'm shafting him!

 

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When confronted by a pair of tight buns there are two golden rules to apply to the golden orbs!



- Never look a gift arse in the mouth!

- Never leave a sexy arse unsniffed!

 

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Portuguese footballer PEDRO AMARAL hits 25 on the 25th of this month!

 

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You may be familiar with the English expression :

"To be between a rock and a hard place !"

which means "to find oneself between two equally undesirable alternatives!"

However I have to say that in the light of these two photos I would say that it is all highly desirable!

 

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How about 31 year old LUKA TANKULIC of Croatian origin!



You may be forgiven for thinking that FRIMO is the Japanese version of FLYMO but it is in fact a very gracious invitation on his part to

Fuck
Rim
Inhabit
My
Orifice!!!!!

 

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Let us consider 26 year old THORSTEN KOGEL



You may think that PCC stands for:

Parochial Church Council!

OR

Plain cement Concrete!

when in fact it stands for:

Please Cum Considerately!

However faced with the prospect of putting the filling between these buns how on earth could one comply with such a request!?

 

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To be perfectly honest any post that includes pictures of my little LUKE really needs no comment! He is so breathtakingly beautiful!