Sniffing footballers' arses!

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Try as he might there are two things that 29 year old JAMES TARKOWSKI will never be able to conceal from us!

One is the size of his ears and the other is the size of his arse!!!

 

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27 year old Scots runner NEIL GOURLEY would be well within his rights to change his name by deed poll to NEIL GOOLIE on.the strength of the contents of his lycra shorts!

 

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Just to give you the heads up ( and hopefully they'll be purple ones!) I shall be preparing a little DANNYFEST for your delectation and edification!

There is an absolute ethic


plethora of players with peachy little arses who answer to the name of DANNY and just let me dwell for a moment on the words of an old song the first line of which is:

"Oh Danny boy! The pipes, the pipes are calling!"

Let's just take out the word "pipes" and replace it with "cocks!"

 

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SVEN ROOSEN of the Netherlands hit 21 on 27 July!



He may look like a cross between Clark Kent and Nerd of the century but I bet he bangs like the big bass drum in the orchestra!!!!!!

 

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KAI HAVERTZ and CRISTIAN ROMERO
square up to each other!



"No room for racism!" as Kai's shirt proclaims!

I would advocate

"Cocks of the world unite!"

How about some "penile" interaction boys!?

 

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Kai and Cristian could be a lovely pairing!

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Kai and Cristian could be a lovely pairing!

 

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German athlete NIKLAS KAUL hasn't yet learned that when a fellow athlete presents his lycraed arse to you it's something of an insult to leave it unsniffed!



"You could learn a lot by observing our canine friends Niklas!"

 

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Would love to know the identity of number 8!



Just look at those buns!

 

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This must be the ultimate TESTOSTERONE FEST!

 

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30 year old athlete ADAM SEBASTIAN HELCELET is making it abundantly clear that he has the ability to tickle somebody's fancy both with his tongue and his handlebar moustache!

 

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A fine array of stud muffins on display in glorious lycra today!

 

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Doubtless you will all have heard of or seen the musical instrument called a XYLOPHONE!

Well this is what is known as a SPHINCTERPHONE whereby the lads drop their smellers round their ankles, bend forward and one lucky chap runs up and down the line with his tongue passing from pucker to pucker in an effort to produce something tuneful from the interaction between tongue and arsehole!!!

 

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19 year old TYLER MORTON has obviously just caught sight of 22 year old JOAO FELIX in that rather seductive pose!

 

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22 year old Italian footballer SIMONE MARANI!

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He looks quite busy there so he will hardly notice if I give those feet a good sniff and then move slowly and gently northwards in the direction of the hallowed hole!

 

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PIOTR ZIELINSKI from Poland is definitely worth a sniff!

 

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Turkish footballer HASAN EMRE YESILYURT will be 22 on Thursday!

 

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As I have remarked on several occasions the irony of some of these names is quite amazing!

20 year old French cyclist BASTIEN TRONCHON obviously has a "tronchon" to be proud of unless it's just a trick of the light!



I can only assume that on the strength of this photo that their wives and girlfriends dine regularly on pork truncheon meat!!!

 

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I don't have much experience of black cyclists but this is HENOK MULUBRHAN from Eritrea born on Armistice Day 1999!



Armistice basically means the signing of a peace agreement and I would certainly sign my name all over that little piece!

You will already know my penchant for black men and basically the blacker the better!

Just look at him boys!

 

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A few more of this Eritrean beauty!

 

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24 year old German footballer CHRIS FUHRICH is telling us that he is a "sunmaker" but I bet he is an equally good "sonmaker!"



The original PADERBORN PUSSYPOUNDER!



You can just imagine his bitch writhing on the bed in a hybrid of ecstasy and agony, her strangled and vociferous meeowings graduate into a satisfied purring as Chris fills her with his warm life-giving jizz!

Another son has just been made so as Richard Neville was dubbed the Kingmaker in 15th century England let us dub this horny stud Chris the Sonmaker!!