Sniffing footballers' arses!

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"Really appreciate this man! How did you guess that I was choking on a plum that went down the wrong way!?"

"I didn't but don't worry I'll give you another couple of plums to choke on at the end of the match!!

 

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Gorgeous US footballer JAMES WOLF!



"Don't look so worried James! I'm wearing a condom! Just enjoy being fucked in public mid-match observed by 20,000 spectators!

 

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A survey has recently been conducted on a number of goalkeeprs the main point being:

"You are very proficient at stopping the ball from going into the net but how good would you be at stopping an erect cock from invading your pucker!?"



In other words:

"Would you ever take it up the arse!?"

Answers were variable but one goalie did answer:

"Not while there's breath in my body !"

To which the guy conducting the survey said:

"God forbid that anything untoward should happen to you but I work in the mortuary!!!!!!

 

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33 year old German footballer MATTS HUMMELS!



Just imagine doing him 69 and sniffing his feet as you pounding him!!!

 

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"No no no Brandon! Don't you even think of wanking into that paper cup!!!!

You might be a pretty average footballer but you've got a body to die for and your bollocks are producing the finest hot clotted cream for miles around!

I'll suck those babies dry and then eat the chocolate from your arse!!!"

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"No no no Brandon! Don't you even think of wanking into that paper cup!!!!

You might be a pretty average footballer but you've got a body to die for and your bollocks are producing the finest hot clotted cream for miles around!

I'll suck those babies dry and then eat the chocolate from your arse!!!"

 

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If these two should ever compete in "Strictly Cum Dancing" then you will have me glued to the screen....quite literally!"

 

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FILIPPO INZAGHI hit 49 on Tuesday and hasn't aged too well when one considers all the anti-ageing devices available and price being no obstacle!

It's amazing what two decades can do to you!



However he is still a stud muffin in my book and if he ever finds himself sitting on the bog in a public toilet and no loo paper he only has to text me and I'll be round there in a flash to lick his arse clean!

 

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The words on the banner would translate from Italian as:

"Come on Reggina!" or "Up Reggina!"



although I'm sure that all three of them would rather be up sonethhng that rhymes with Reggina!

 

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23 year old AGUSTIN CANOBBIO comes from the country renowned for corned beef ergo Uruguay and as we see from this photo it is a country rich in prime beef:



However, poor Augstin learned very quickly that when the club owner wants to sample that prime beef it is unwise to refuse his request!



"Can I kiss it better sweetheart!?....and I'm not talking about the eye either!"

 

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29 year old Dutch goalkeeper MARK FLEKKEN!

 

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34 year old coach and footballer BRIAN GRAHAM!



I've just got this overriding desire to stick my nose as far up his filthy crack as I can!

 

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20 year old Italian footballer PAOLO NAPOLETANO was born in PENNE!



If he had been born in the town of PENE with one N that might have been more appropriate, the translation being PENIS!!!

 

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JOSH MULLIGAN and TYLER FRENCH!



"It was a terrific goal Josh but this is about as much appreciation as I can show on the pitch! Of course I'd love to lick your arse as a mark.if gratitude but I can't really do it in front of this lot!"

 

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"Tell me I've still got the best tits in the Bundesliga!"

"You have Nico! No question about it!"

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And here's the photo!

 

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18 year old Italian golfer FILIPPO PONZANO!



I wouldn't mind a bunk-up in a bunker with him!!!!

 

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Gorgeous 30 year old Israeli footballer NIR BITTON!



You may be familiar with the English saying

"Once bitten twice shy!"

but this guy can bite me as many times as he likes as long as I get to bite him back......and if he flashes those blue buns at me he's gonna get covered in love bites!

 

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24 year old rugby player KALYN PONGA!



What a surname! Is this indicative of the fact that he never changes his socks and underpants!? Is this why he stands alone in this photo with no woman who can bear thar manly smell!?



I'd happily accompany him to any dinner and if there were a waiters' strike I'd simply dine on his arse!!!!

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24 year old rugby player KALYN PONGA!



What a surname! Is this indicative of the fact that he never changes his socks and underpants!? Is this why he stands alone in this photo with no woman who can bear thar manly smell!?



I'd happily accompany him to any dinner and if there were a waiters' strike I'd simply dine on his arse!!!!

 

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How about 20 year old JACKSON CALLOW of the afl!?

Just look at those "cum to bed" eyes!



He plays for the HAWKS! A hawk is a bird and what do you to do a bird before eating it!?

You PLUCK it!



PLUCK IT, SUCK IT and FUCK IT!!!!

 

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How about 20 year old JACKSON CALLOW of the afl!?

Just look at those "cum to bed" eyes!

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He plays for the HAWKS! A hawk is a bird and what do you to do a bird before eating it!?

You PLUCK it!

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PLUCK IT, SUCK IT and FUCK IT!!!!

 

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24 year old Japanese footballer DAIZEN MAEDA is no oil painting!



but just look at those fucking buns!!!!!



I'm very partial to a sushi sandwich!