Sniffing footballers' arses!

[Sniffademskidz]

Another one from the HAWKS just ripe for the plucking is 23 year old CALLUM PORTER!



If you look carefully you will see the word LIFE on his shorts!



I bet there's plenty of life in those shorts! Go on boys! Yank his shorts down! Plum and bun fest!!!!! Phwoar!!!

 

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30 year old Polish footballer JAKUB SZUMSKI!



Regrettably I don't speak Polish and I have no idea what the words on his shirt mean but one lives in the hope that they translate as:

SNIFF MY ARSE!

Clutching at straws boys.....and I'd certainly like to clutch at HIS straw if it's long and firm with a decent girth!

Nice definition on that arse in green shorts!

 

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31 year old Spanish footballer BOJAN KRKIC!



I am "reliably" informed that that is Borjan face down in those grey CKs!



Just as well they've put a plastic sheet under him 'cos the pressure of that machine pummelling his arse would have made him cum buckets!

I have never thought that there were any advantages in becumming a cleaner but I am beginning to change my mind!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

KEVIN SCHADE and ERMEDIN DEMIROVIC would make a fantastic pairing but I may have mentioned this before!



For the uninitiated the German expression "wie schade!" means "what a shame!" and let's face it boys there's absolutely no shame in having a pair of buns like those of our Kev!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Ermedin is not lacking in that respect either!



Like two boiled eggs in a pocket handkerchief......and what goes with boiled eggs......a good dollop of creamy mayonnaise!!!!

Ermedin is obviously partial to a bit of chocolate judging by where he's placed his hands! I bet he licks his fingers afterwards.....regrettably a photo we shall never see!!



MALIK TILLMAN has obviously got the same idea!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old ALEX DAVIES of the afl!



These mix raced boys are absolutely gorgeous! His mother is Japanese and one thing I have learned from the gaymale website is that Japanese boys invariably like to be fucked wearing their smelly black socks!!!!!! Mmmmm!

 

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20 year old ALEX DAVIES of the afl!

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These mix raced boys are absolutely gorgeous! His mother is Japanese and one thing I have learned from the gaymale website is that Japanese boys invariably like to be fucked wearing their smelly black socks!!!!!! Mmmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just look at the expression on his face boys!



....and just look at the expression on the face of JACK CRISP who is determined to have him!!!

 

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"Elijah Hollands! Have you no shame!? Are you simply going yo strip Alex Davies and have your wicked way with him with six thousand people looking on!?"

 

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24 year old BEN AINSWORTH of the afl!



....and here he is trying to prove that AINSWORTH is ANUS WORTHY!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

However when it comes to the seat of Jack Grealish's tighty whities the sign should read:

"THREE (BROWN) STRIPES AND YOURE IN!"

Deep breaths boys!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A happy belated birthday to JEREMY SHARP who hit 20 yesterday!



This guy looks as if he has just stepped off the set of TROY a Greek god if ever I saw one!



"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts!"

However I'd unwrap HIS package any day government health warning or not!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

So what are the big international questions of the day!?

-Will Liz Truss be the next British
Prime Minister?

Will China prohibit the learning of English in their schools!

No it's actually"

Who's got the smelliest arse FODEN or GREALISH!?

 

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25 year old PANTELIS HATZIDIAKOS of Dutch Greek origin!



Would love to see PANTELIS "PANTY LESS" and as for his HATZIDIAKOS! I'd hazard a glance at that too!



"Go on you bastard! Keep drinking from that bottle! There's enough sleeping draught in there to knock out an elephant!

and if you do happen to wake up while I'm shagging the arse off you'll know you've died and gone to Heaven!!

 

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21 year old French footballer ANTHONY ROUAULT!



What beautiful hair! Would love to lose myself in that forest between the cheeks of his arse!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Lucky LUCCA LORENZO hits 22 on 10 September!



Although of course WE woukd be the lucky ones to have those babies bouncing up and down on our face and cock!



Don't be bashful sweetheart! I'm sure you have nothing to be ashamed of in your shorts!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just meditate on these photos and let your imaginations soar!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Brazilian footballer ANTONY plays for AJAX but is obviously still being plagued by acne for which I have always advocated lots of hard sex on a regular basis!



He is obviously in need of one of the old World War One pilots who used to say of their planes:

"I get inside her three times a day and take her to Heaven!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

25 year old Polish tennis player HUBERT HURKCASZ!

may find himself making the call:

"New balls please!"

but one call he will NEVER have to make is

"New buns please!"



Those fuckers are absolute perfection!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It was definitely worth paying the extra to get this new programme with all the players' vital statistics:

-Penis girth
-Cut or uncut
-Favourite underwear
-Average number of brown stripes on seat of white compression shorts after ninety minutes on the field!
-Cherry popped by manager or virgo intacta!