So I got this mew friend with benefits

[MoufOfKhaos]

And somehow my desires for intimacy are marked by judgment and shaming. Damn double standard-pushing hypocrites.

Desires for intimacy... like debating on whether you should pay for a hooker or milling around on a4a looking for Mr. Perfect?

Climb down the cross there buddy - until you spoke up, I had no idea the thread was a parody of anything you've done.

 

[Vitamin]

And somehow my desires for intimacy are marked by judgment and shaming. Damn double standard-pushing hypocrites.

What makes you think I had you in mind at all when I made this thread?

 

[luckynumbah7]

Desires for intimacy... like debating on whether you should pay for a hooker or milling around on a4a looking for Mr. Perfect?

Climb down the cross there buddy - until you spoke up, I had no idea the thread was a parody of anything you've done.

I don't think this thread is a parody of either of his threads. Last I read he wasn't looking for straight guys.

 

[palbert]

Desires for intimacy... like debating on whether you should pay for a hooker or milling around on a4a looking for Mr. Perfect?

Climb down the cross there buddy - until you spoke up, I had no idea the thread was a parody of anything you've done.

I don't see this as a parody of ICL. ICL has never done anything, EVER; wait a minute, he has done oral, but that's it. Never mind.

 

[otters]

And he's completely straight. He sucked my cock, let me fuck his ass, and then I finished all over his face. He called me today, and wants to know when we can shack up again. Gotta love them straights.

Anyone else have straight FWB?

Yes… I do. But in this case, in virtue of my cis-heteroflexible male intuition, I have a sneaking suspicion that he might be not totally straight, just like me?

 

[Vitamin]

Heteroflexible?

On another note, I just noticed you have your location as "The Village". Interesting.

 

[otters]

Heteroflexible?

On another note, I just noticed you have your location as "The Village". Interesting.

The recent b…………………… thread forced me to rethink my wording. I guess heteroflexible is adequate in my case, because due to my errm extensive experience «…curious» would be just absurd

The Village: well, my quaint town isn't that kind of prison, don't worry. But it's similar regarding how Arcadian it is.

 

[otters]

Heteroflexible?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heteroflexible&defid=5582522
#17 is quite wise:

Just another term for being bisexual that people who are bisexual yet closeted use so they can hold onto a Heterosexual identity that never existed at all and avoid identifying as bisexual and avoid all of the stigma and biphobia that comes with identifying and being out as bisexual.

 

[dereperez]

My milkshake brings all the straight boys to my yard.

 

[Vitamin]

My milkshake brings all the straight boys to my yard.

But, but, I'm still attached to what they give me at Wendy's...

 

[luckynumbah7]

But, but, I'm still attached to what they give me at Wendy's...

Learn to make your own, they're much, much better than Wendy's. Got some Samoa ice cream, two half gallons for five bucks from Bryers - oh my god. I didn't know they did girl scout cookie flavors but it makes excellent milkshakes.

 

[cgymike]

And he's completely straight. He sucked my cock, let me fuck his ass, and then I finished all over his face. He called me today, and wants to know when we can shack up again. Gotta love them straights.

Anyone else have straight FWB?

He's Gay.....oh yes, he will eventually claim the bi lie...of course...

 

[rareboy]

"Mew" ? Is he a sex kitten politician?

I heard he's a real alley cat.

 

[cgymike]

Straight guys are so kinky.

Yeah...you would know about that.