Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[DonQuixote]

I had our association lawns roto-tilled and planted with 100% Dichondra so I can get my fix.

Doesn't seem to have the same kick as some of Lefty's herbals, though.

 

[phil69]

Love my elephant tattoo, really has brought my member to life.... thanks Don.
I just can not wait to stick my trunk into places.
also, have a craving for nuts too...

 

[Lefty]

[Sidebar.........can't pass this one up...Donnie, that is because my seed is so much stronger...
ok...back to regular programing]

I have NO sense of humour period.

 

[Kyanimal]

phil69

I checked out your Home Page, and if that picture is You,

You're one Handsome Devil, to be sure! (And that's NO Lie!)

Then, I looked at your Gallery, and found this ...

Is that Lefty being ridden, perhaps?

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty,
You know this is the Lies thread.
Why did you tell the truth about your sense of humour?

 

[phil69]

Yes, that is Lefty.... he rode that horse to my beachfront property in Daytona Beach, and swoop me right off my feet....

 

[JayHawk]

I didnt miss Sethbert Benderboy at all.....

 

[dynk]

No Christmas this year, Mary had a miscarriage.

 

[Lefty]

Well I heard from a highly placed Ivory Tower source that

Sethbert MacBenderboy was actually doing a holiday visit

with his biological father ..."Willy [the scut] Boy" ...

but had to be kept secret due to immigration rules,

hence the phony battery story...{what, Scotland don't

got no wall plugs et cetera?}

 

[DonQuixote]

Actually, I took a quick junket across the pond to help him get ready for mum.

While I was there, I provided him with some protein infusions to help his iron poor blood.

 

[Triple G]

I love Elmer Fudd and old ponies.

 

[DonQuixote]

It warms my heart that Seth missed Leftykins and me.

 

[JayHawk]

I haven't ever jerked off to BenderBoy and his luscious hot sexi smile and long hard uncut cock........ Nope not at all.

 

[JayHawk]

Nope Bender has never sent me a single hot salacious pic of his amazing ass.

 

[JayHawk]

Well of course isnt this the Sainted Mary thread?

 

[Lefty]

I don't know anyone in this thread and

haven't the foggiest idea how I got here..


.

 

[JayHawk]

mmmmmmmmmm I can take a horse dick like no other.......

 

[Lefty]

this is the only one we had left...

just a pony, butt, will he do?

 

[JayHawk]

Oh yes... I want that to tickle my tonsils

 

[Lefty]

Jay-Hawk

is actually a maritime secret service code

when translated/decoded it reads JAWK

for you reading impaired look here...

now picture this guy wearing a JAWK.