Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[Triple G]

I'm not in the least attracted to him.

 

[JayHawk]

I can't see him as being my type. I mean he has such a teeny weeny.

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm not watching Thor at the moment.
And, he wouldn't look good in the aforementioned apparel, or less, either.

 

[dynk]

I got my Nipples Pierced for Christmas



all three of them.

 

[Lefty]

Thpeaking of THOR
​

Who wouldn't like to
​

Make JayHAWK THORE

Most Certainly

Not me, I hate Subs​

 

[JayHawk]

I love scat.....

 

[AlmondMilk]

I'm as straight as an arrow.

 

[Lefty]

That pitcher of martinis by the spa with

my kindle aren't even tempting now.

 

[JayHawk]

I hate martinis in the sauna with a man hung like a horse....

 

[DonQuixote]

The actor who played Thor is NOT from Melbourne, and he did NOT play the father of James Tiberius Kirk in the 2009 "Star Trek" movie.

And, I'd kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[Lefty]

Well......you are a snob...

I shan't even tempt you with my

or my special

's Either

 

[JayHawk]

Hey hey now... I don't like that hibba jibba or bloody mary drinks

 

[Lefty]

Well then,

How about big hunks of

Salt Water Taffies?

 

[Triple G]

I'm not thinking of seafood for dinner tonight.

 

[DonQuixote]

I wouldn't be interested in joining you.

 

[Lefty]

Lefty sailed his boat ashore

Halleluja

Lefty sailed his boat ashore

Halleluja

His prow goes deep and then goes wide

Halleluja

It spills his honey all over your side

Halleluja

 

[DonQuixote]

That's just wrong on so many levels, Leftykins.

Your herbals must be off.

 

[Lefty]

Well ...

it would have been down his side.

but he was a really thirsty gobber.

so it was only a white lie....

 

[DonQuixote]

I can provide you with a refill.

 

[Lefty]

All I can say Chezekaquez is....

this threads title,

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