Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[DonQuixote]

I met a JUBber for lunch and a lay.

 

[dynk]

I am opening my own Coffee Roasting business

 

[DonQuixote]

Talk about consuming all of your profits . . .

 

[Solid Gold]

All my scars are longer than my cock...you ever see a 16 inch scar?

 

[Lefty]

no not even the one on my left arm

*****sidebar*****
'you about done with the disappearing act there?
you make it difficult to trade witty bon mots by
disappearing all the time.

 

[DonQuixote]

^ Could be the pot/kettle deal, again.

 

[Solid Gold]

i sure hope this is my last venture into the other side of life...blood clots and seeing strange horses cumming from all sides...i thought I was high but not in a good way I wish I could share but most is just a blur. i can finally walk but with a walker or cane and life without booze well I won't even try to go there.Hope to become the ass I used to be!!!

 

[Lefty]

a walker or cane and life without booze well I won't even try to go there
.Hope to become the ass I used to be!!!

OH MY GOD...a slow moving bottom...

party time...

++++++++++++++++++

all jokes aside,
myown little adventure was 'special'
Doctors all say they didn't expect me
to make my birthday party in July.

 

[Solid Gold]

OH MY GOD...a slow moving bottom...

party time...

++++++++++++++++++

all jokes aside,
myown little adventure was 'special'
Doctors all say they didn't expect me
to make my birthday party in July.

Well as I suspected I get to the golden gates and was turned back because of the pony attached to my behind. Glad you came for me and I for you because I don't think either of us was ready yet.

 

[DonQuixote]

I was glad neither of you were permitted entry, either.

You were in the DOWN escalator line.

 

[Solid Gold]

I had an erection today and have no idea what to do with it.

 

[dynk]

I won 3 gold and one Silver medal his week in London

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm cold. It's only 96F in my town at the moment.

 

[Lefty]

No wonder Solid Gold believes in the Easter thing...

He came and then he took Two Viagra

Then experienced an immediate resurrection

and the second coming...

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a little off colour but it just hit me and well...didn't intend to offend...

just get a rise out of you...I mean a laugh dang it.

 

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins,
You are one sick bastard, lol.

 

[Drugstore Cowboy]

i seriously love this chili august weather.

 

[Lefty]

Leftykins,
You are one sick bastard, lol.

Lets get stuff straight here...Sick? more like 'specially' twisted.

I am not a bastard. My parents were married. And eventually

they will marry each other.

I don't Rafie, Having to break out the sweaters and Jog

suits and have the furnace tuned,,,,.

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Leftykins,
You are one sick bastard, lol.

Lets get stuff straight here...Sick? more like 'specially' twisted.

I am not a bastard. My parents were married. And eventually

they will marry each other.

I don't Rafie, Having to break out the sweaters and Jog

suits and have the furnace tuned,,,,.

 

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins,

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Did your roomie catch you in the hot tub w/ your neighbor doing something you hadn't oughta been doing?

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[DonQuixote]

Here's my self-portrait. I made it especially for this thread.

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[Solid Gold]

I had a turtle stop over for a bite...god I love slow and steady!!! Unlike lefty who bites my neck and whinnys???