Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[Lefty]

Get in line,

I'm still beating my last one.

Besides, you don't need one....

just grab your ankles....

we'll take care of the rest...

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm using Watson, IBM's fastest, baddest, super computer to play with you guys on JUB.

 

[Solid Gold]

i told the pope I will no longer kiss his ring for a quicky...so he is giving it away!!!

 

[Lefty]

I'm glad that phony gold mumbler doesn't show his precious self

in any of my threads or in DQ's either.

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty's been out hunting for Bear - talk about horny - he found a grizzly. And it wasn't "Adams".

 

[Lefty]

Is he lying about me horny?

Me hunting a grizzly?

or

It wasn't Adam?

Am I this bare naked obvious:

 

[DonQuixote]

Lefty can't be with us right now, because he's riveted to his wide screen TV to take in every word of his commander in chief.

 

[Solid Gold]

Rand Paul is a hottie and Lefty is mad I got to him first.

 

[Lefty]

Lefty can't be with us right now, because he's riveted
to his wide screen TV to take in every word of his commander in chief.

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I don't love this cute little lie. My Commander in Chief isn't firmly ensconced between

my sweat thick and hairy muscular thighs right now, even as we speak.

Goldy isn't aware (few are) Rand is my bastard son, the result of a sloppy dalliance
on a bourbon laced week-end in Hazard KY. I think a lake was involved.

 

[DonQuixote]

I think it happened when the General Lee did the take off and sudden landing - Lefty was voulez vous-ing and the down pushed him clear through the back end into the business part of his date.

The deposit took.

 

[dynk]

Cooking dinner

 

[crimsonpaine]

I'm the last unicorn.

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm really Anthony Michaels -you know, "The Millionaire" guy who used to give out $1M checks, tax free, to people - at least on TV way back when a million dollars was "real" money.

 

[Lefty]

I'll be damned,

Sethbert, Andy The Ouch and Chezkaques,

all 3 here at once. I guess JFK Security

decided not to press charges over you

boys and the public restroom incident

 

[DonQuixote]

Hey, we're a friendly group - what's a little grope between mortal enemies?

 

[Lefty]

You tell us...

How much was the fine last time when they busted you

and XXXX in the back of the reference section at the

main library in Rochester.

 

[DonQuixote]

I got an award for innovative instruction techniques - utilizing hands on practices.

 

[crimsonpaine]

I won the 217 million dollar powerball

 

[DonQuixote]

And your wife was most appreciative for the Valentine's Day Gift.
I saw you on the TV rebroadcast.

*Where is the lie?*

 

[crimsonpaine]

She's not my wife, but family pet!